Sir Graham of Daventry (
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Magpie Emporium; Friday [05/20].
It was Graham's very first day on the job at the magnificent, the wonderful, the mysterious and promising ~Magpie Emporium~ and he....almost didn't even know where to start.
Which meant he was sort of trying to start everywhere.
Should he start familiarizing himself with the products and getting to know all the different games and books and pretty shiny dice? Should he try to make friends with the cat or save himself the trouble by giving her a wide breadth? Should he map out the patterns of the little robot as it moved around, or perhaps make friends with it by understanding its existence better by laying on the floor and seeing things from its perspective? Could he tell it his secrets? His dreams? Should he challenge it to a game of chest and settle the ultimate battle between man and machines? Should he organize the comics by color to see if that worked out better? Should he double check all the games to make sure none of the pieces were missing? Maybe he should pick one and learn all he could about it. Maybe he should pick five and learn all he could about those. Maybe he could....
...the possibilities seemed so limitless and endless and full of excitement around every turn that he mostly just stood behind the counter with a somewhat dazed expression of contentment, as he might not be able to physically do all of that stuff, but you better believe it was all playing out perfectly in the theater of his mind.
Magpie Emporium is open!
Which meant he was sort of trying to start everywhere.
Should he start familiarizing himself with the products and getting to know all the different games and books and pretty shiny dice? Should he try to make friends with the cat or save himself the trouble by giving her a wide breadth? Should he map out the patterns of the little robot as it moved around, or perhaps make friends with it by understanding its existence better by laying on the floor and seeing things from its perspective? Could he tell it his secrets? His dreams? Should he challenge it to a game of chest and settle the ultimate battle between man and machines? Should he organize the comics by color to see if that worked out better? Should he double check all the games to make sure none of the pieces were missing? Maybe he should pick one and learn all he could about it. Maybe he should pick five and learn all he could about those. Maybe he could....
...the possibilities seemed so limitless and endless and full of excitement around every turn that he mostly just stood behind the counter with a somewhat dazed expression of contentment, as he might not be able to physically do all of that stuff, but you better believe it was all playing out perfectly in the theater of his mind.
Magpie Emporium is open!

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Instead of running into anyone he happened to walk past a shop that he had seen many times before but never paid much attention to, but the window display now caught his interest.
Some kind of games?
He opened the door and peered inside.
"Hello?"
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Until, of course, the door opened and Graham lifted his head and released the last die just a little bit too far to the left and the whole thing came sluicing down like a colorful, clattering polyhedral waterfall.
Graham blinked at the scattering of dice now spread across the floor.
He looked back up.
And immediately launched into his best, cape-sweeping, hat-tilting, formally bowing, "Greetings! And welcome to the Magpie Emporium! We have no magpies or mag-pies, but we do have wondrous portals into the wooo~oorld of imagination~," with an appropriate sweeping of his arms to convey said magnitude.
".....and dice," he added, a moment later, as the Roomba cleverly navigated around them at his feet.
"Lots and...lots of dice everywhere."
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Why else would there be so many different ones in so many different pretty colors and designs if you weren't supposed to collect an absolutely absurd amount of them, more than you'll probably ever actually need, but they were just so shiiiiinnnny!
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"Your first day? Are you new on the island?"
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"I'm from Iskat, you've probably never heard if it, it's a planet in a different solar system. Different universe, even. And you? Jelly beans? I think I have, but... popcorn?"
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With a swish, he reached deep--deeper than you'd think was strictly possible--into one of the pockets of his cloak to pull out a bag of jelly beans. "I've got all sorts of flavors in here, but I....probably already got to all the popcorn ones." He turned a little sheepish. "Sorry..."
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"Thank you. I haven't heard of Llewdor, are there anyone else from there here?"
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"There is, actually!" Graham was happy to report. "Miss Amaya, the blacksmith! She recognized the coin I left for her when I, uhhh....borrowed some weapons from her shop!"
In a totally handwavey scene where she also threatened to write to Graham's mother if her borrowed anything else.
"I don't know if there's anymore, though, it's pretty far away."
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Like him being royalty.
"So do you know what you are selling here? Wait, I didn't mean... I just meant if you're new and it's your first day, maybe... I wouldn't know."
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He looked around the displays. "What about the boxes?"
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pinging incoming in due tonecessary adultinghaving to make a doughnut run on her way, but hey, here she was!With a box of doughnuts that she immediately opened up and set out on the counter.
"Welcome, officially, to the crew, dude. Ready to get started?"
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