existencemisspent: (that's deeply fucked)
Eliot Waugh ([personal profile] existencemisspent) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2022-06-06 11:04 am
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The Magic Box, Monday

Eliot was spending his workday today on his phone, scrolling through Grindr looking for some nice Pride-month hook ups.

"No," he murmured. "No, no, really? A monkey? No, no, no no no no no, for gods' sake man at least put some effort in. No no no tacky as fuck and in a bad way, no no no no no. . . ."

Damn his high standards. At least at Brakebills he could be sure his conquests had a certain base level of intelligence. . . .

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