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fandomtownies2022-06-14 03:54 am
died8yearsago) wrote in fandomtownies2022-06-14 03:54 am
Diaz & Ass.; Tuesday [06/14].
Having a nice, juicy job to sink her teeth into (even if she was doing it pro bono), in addition to yesterday's win at paintball (which...was a little spoiled by the fact that it had not actual been paintball, but, whatever, she'd take it) left Rosa in an unusually good mood. Unusual for the fact that you could tell just by looking at her that she was pleased, that she was almost even smiling a little, or, at the very least, wasn't sitting there with her perfect resting bitch face in place.
She probably should consider picking up something on the side-lines that might actually get a little more money than the pennies she was slowly draining away from Papa Hendrickson's bank accounts, but for now, she was content in finding more annoying email and newsletter lists to sign him up for, especially if they did print mailed flyers and advertisements to flood his actual mailbox list, and entering his phone number into all sorts of robo-call databases.
Start with all the little, annoying stuff, and then she'll work toward some bigger things, like some well-crafted documents to get the attention of the IRS or maybe hire an actor to make some bold illegitimate child claims. She could probably get away with snagging some DNA off Dwight to successfully rig a DNA test, or something...
You know. All pretty boilerplate stuff, but it was nice to get back to some basics.
Diaz & Ass. is open!
She probably should consider picking up something on the side-lines that might actually get a little more money than the pennies she was slowly draining away from Papa Hendrickson's bank accounts, but for now, she was content in finding more annoying email and newsletter lists to sign him up for, especially if they did print mailed flyers and advertisements to flood his actual mailbox list, and entering his phone number into all sorts of robo-call databases.
Start with all the little, annoying stuff, and then she'll work toward some bigger things, like some well-crafted documents to get the attention of the IRS or maybe hire an actor to make some bold illegitimate child claims. She could probably get away with snagging some DNA off Dwight to successfully rig a DNA test, or something...
You know. All pretty boilerplate stuff, but it was nice to get back to some basics.
Diaz & Ass. is open!