Diaz & Ass.; Tuesday [06/28].

[died8yearsago]

Everything seemed to be going fairly well with Rosa's efforts to....well, maybe not necessarily destroy Dwight's dad's life, but at the very least make it extremely frustrated and annoying. He should be getting the attention of the Feds soon, anyway, that was always fun, and there was still the matter of forging a DNA test, but at the moment, she was just enjoying the nice little pile of pennies she was syphoning from Papa Hendrickson's accounts, that she knew he wasn't even missing because she'd made a mess out of his accounts so that the banks had no choice but to lock them for his own protection.

Ill-gotten gains, to be sure, which is why Rosa wanted to make sure they went to a good cause.

And that good cause was clearly messing with Dwight himself, also.

Starting with quite possibly one of the stupidest things she could think of.

You ever see those ads? Claiming to offer a lord- or ladyship just for buying some tiny piece of land in Scotland or something?

Yeah.

That.

Rosa thought she was hilarious.

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[what_the_shock]

"You look like you're having fun." Miguel grinned as he came down and set coffee and french fries in front of her. "No lunch yet. I haven't decided what to make." Fries were always a safe bet.

[died8yearsago]

And the coffee even safer. Rosa was reaching for that first.

"Any front-running contenders?" she wondered, because if anyone could have Opinions About Something, it was her.

[what_the_shock]

"Whatever you tell me you feel like," Miguel said, grinning.