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fandomtownies2022-07-18 11:37 am
texted3times) wrote in fandomtownies2022-07-18 11:37 am
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The Devil's Nest, Monday, July 18, 2022
There was a huge shipment today of hard seltzers--Tiny was blaming Annie for it--and Eric didn't care who was drinking it as long as he could walk through the back room without stubbing his damn toes (a thousand years of living and unliving and stubbing a toe still fucking hurt).
He hopped around, scowling and rubbing his foot and his eyes landed on a crate of meat seltzer.
"Humanity was a mistake," he declared. "Tiny, take that shit to Caritas. Don't get caught."
The Devil's Nest was open! Don't ask for olive loaf seltzer, you goddamn weirdos.
He hopped around, scowling and rubbing his foot and his eyes landed on a crate of meat seltzer.
"Humanity was a mistake," he declared. "Tiny, take that shit to Caritas. Don't get caught."
The Devil's Nest was open! Don't ask for olive loaf seltzer, you goddamn weirdos.