Dite's Decadent Delights | Wednesday

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You know, it only took two dildo casualties before Irene decided she had to set up the playpen she'd bought for Clementine.

That probably wasn't too bad, for a first-time dog owner-slash-sex shop proprietress.

The assembly of the playpen took but a moment -- paying extra for convenience paid off -- and eventually, of course, she'd take to leaving the little darling upstairs while she worked. But for right now, this was an eight-week old puppy, so she'd be staying downstairs (but away from anything...intriguingly rubbery. Irene had also supplmented the pen with some squeaky toys she hoped held more appeal, anyway, given the...you know, squeakiness.)

Anyway. Dite's was open, and Irene was figuring out how to declare a loss of merchandise due to puppy teeth marks in her inventory.