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Eric Northman ([personal profile] texted3times) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2022-08-15 02:09 pm
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The Devil's Nest, Monday, August 15, 2021

Eric was at the bar tonight, enjoying a Manhattan expertly poured by Tiny and relaxing.

Tiny was creating an elaborate three-dimensional castle made entirely out of cocktail olives in a cabinet under the bar.

Eric was very much ignoring that.

The Devil's Nest was open!
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ohvalleyofpenis: (hmmm)

[personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis 2022-08-15 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Now just imagine if he continued this... pyramid? Is it a pyramid?"

It was a castle, Jaskier. You just hurt Tiny's feelings with that.
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[personal profile] texted3times 2022-08-15 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Castle, I think," Eric said. "I'm kind of waiting for the damsel olive with long lemon peel hair."
ohvalleyofpenis: (it's like this)

[personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis 2022-08-15 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know, that could definitely bring in the business," Jaskier assured him. Mostly because he was angling for a free drink. Like any good musician would.
texted3times: (door loitering)

[personal profile] texted3times 2022-08-16 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Terrifying olive people?" Eric said. "It's definitely not the direction Lucifer's new bar is heading in."
ohvalleyofpenis: (oh is that so?)

[personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis 2022-08-16 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
"It's unique and that is what lures people in. It's keeping them that's the difficult part."
texted3times: (i have a secret)

[personal profile] texted3times 2022-08-16 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
"I can see an escalation involving horrifying olive puppet shows," Eric admitted. "Drink?"
ohvalleyofpenis: (turning the charm on)

[personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis 2022-08-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Please," Jaskier said, shamelessly batting his eyes.
texted3times: (i have a secret)

[personal profile] texted3times 2022-08-16 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Would you like one with used olives or without?" Eric checked.
ohvalleyofpenis: (that went better than expected)

[personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis 2022-08-16 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
"If there's enough vodka in there, I don't think I'll care either way," he replied with a grin.
texted3times: (i laugh at you)

[personal profile] texted3times 2022-08-16 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"That is the right philosophy for someone drinking free booze," Eric declared, waving at Tiny to make the drink.
ohvalleyofpenis: (gesturing at you)

[personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis 2022-08-16 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
"A time honored tradition in my profession," Jaskier replied solemnly.
texted3times: (looking at you)

[personal profile] texted3times 2022-08-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, in this bar we honor the old ways," Eric said just as solemnly.
ohvalleyofpenis: (drink time)

[personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis 2022-08-16 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Should I sing, I'll be certain to remind those in this fine establishment to leave a tip for all involved," he said with a wink that was probably this side of lascivious.
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[personal profile] texted3times 2022-08-16 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
"If you say to leave it in your pants, I'll toss you right out," Eric fake-threatened.
ohvalleyofpenis: (oh boo no)

[personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis 2022-08-16 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
"It's not not in my pants." So smooth.
texted3times: (i laugh at you)

[personal profile] texted3times 2022-08-16 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Eric snorted. "Smooth."
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