Irene Adler (
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fandomtownies2022-08-29 09:34 am
The Perk | Monday Afternoon
Irene shouldn't have even left the flat, honestly.
It had started with the charming little coin purse that had practically fallen at her feet as soon as she'd set out towards the Perk -- blackmailer. Nothing she didn't already know, and she'd been here before, so she even knew what was happening.
On the course of her journey, she'd encountered a suitcase that read thief (of course), a duffel bag -- horrifying -- that proclaimed DEAD, and a neat little rolling pilot's case that bore an outsized LIAR.
None of this was especially groundbreaking. Try harder, Fandom.
It took until she was settling down at a table before the matched set fell around her. I, read a little hatbox, followed by AM on a makeup case, SHER said the handbag --
"Fuck, no." And all of that was getting shoved into a bin before the suitcase that wouldn't fit arrived, and was summarily shoved under her table. LOCKED.
[open, naturally!]
It had started with the charming little coin purse that had practically fallen at her feet as soon as she'd set out towards the Perk -- blackmailer. Nothing she didn't already know, and she'd been here before, so she even knew what was happening.
On the course of her journey, she'd encountered a suitcase that read thief (of course), a duffel bag -- horrifying -- that proclaimed DEAD, and a neat little rolling pilot's case that bore an outsized LIAR.
None of this was especially groundbreaking. Try harder, Fandom.
It took until she was settling down at a table before the matched set fell around her. I, read a little hatbox, followed by AM on a makeup case, SHER said the handbag --
"Fuck, no." And all of that was getting shoved into a bin before the suitcase that wouldn't fit arrived, and was summarily shoved under her table. LOCKED.
[open, naturally!]

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It looked so heavy. But then, she understood that, given her own rather impressive collection of bags today (and the ones in the bin, included.)
"What was he like?"
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"He was . . . amazing." Another sad little smile. "I mean, obviously I thought that, I married him, but. . . ." He trailed off, picturing Michael in his head. "But he was. He just . . . exuded calm and cheer, you know? I get so caught up in my own head sometimes --" And yes, there was now a "control freak" bag on the table in front of him. "-- And he could always pull me out of it."
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She paused, clearly counting. "Six years for you, then? Or is it not 2022 back home?"
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because other than The COVID Season, his canon wasn't entirely connected or disconnected with the timeline of reality. "Which is . . . terrifying and horrible to think about sometimes. I probably should be better at setting it aside than I am, but." He shrugged. "Here I am."no subject
Easier said than done today, really.
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Or at leas that Irene had thought so. She didn't care about losing the game anymore, okay! And her crippling loneliness, as advertised on that fucking violin case she'd kicked (a violin case, for god's sake), was clearly a thing of the past. Obviously!
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If you ignored things, they healed up on their own without scarring, right? Skin and emotional issues definitely worked exactly the same way.
"It's definitely rude," Travis agreed. "If people don't want to talk about something, they shouldn't have to."
He casually reached out and picked the "arguments with Vic" reusable lunch bag off the table and set it out of the way on the floor.
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And cue a look of pure disgust as Irene moved to shove a bumbag that read Snob off the table with very little grace.
A bumbag. Of all things.
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