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Community Center Class: Baked Baking [Tuesday 3/21]
Was there a reason both instructors were smirking faintly at the assorted containers of Cup Noodle(™) set out today? Of course there was. There was always a reason for their behavior even if that reason was ridiculous.
"My sincerest apologies to IgnisIF he even SHOWED UP, GOD," said Summer, who knew he couldn't see her smirk, but trust that he could hear it…hell, he could probably even smell it now that all his other senses were, like, superhuman or whatever, "but I've been thinking about Cup Noodle a little bit lately, and, you know what? Instant ramen is a solid food for when you're baked."
“I’ve been told it’s a good food choice at all times,” Stark said. “It does taste very good when you’re hungry. I only tried it recently when it was offered by a friend,” he said, hesitating almost imperceptibly on that last word. “But I liked it. It can be good by itself or you can add many things to it. We have some items here you can add, if you like.” He waved his hand at the assorted (and moddable) add-ins arrayed before him on the counter.
"Points for creativity," Summer added with a decisive nod, "of course. Make me proud."
And give her fodder to either impress and/or horrify (both could be effective in their own right) someone who this class was definitely not inspired by, how dare.
"My sincerest apologies to Ignis
“I’ve been told it’s a good food choice at all times,” Stark said. “It does taste very good when you’re hungry. I only tried it recently when it was offered by a friend,” he said, hesitating almost imperceptibly on that last word. “But I liked it. It can be good by itself or you can add many things to it. We have some items here you can add, if you like.” He waved his hand at the assorted (and moddable) add-ins arrayed before him on the counter.
"Points for creativity," Summer added with a decisive nod, "of course. Make me proud."
And give her fodder to either impress and/or horrify (both could be effective in their own right) someone who this class was definitely not inspired by, how dare.

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And very much wishing he wasn't, right about now.
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But this wasn't about that. He didn't need to prove anything in that area, because he'd done that already with the only person he'd care to bother debasing his talents to that level with.
So he felt around for a moment, until he located a waste bin, and, once he'd done that, he'd made a masterful sweep of his arm to send the small tower of Cup NoodlesTM into that bin.
"Now that that's out of the way," he said, "someone help me find some noodles, and we're make some real ramen, how about that?"
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"What is it with people throwing food in the trash in my classes?" she opined. "Don't you all know that there are people trying to solve world hunger out there??"
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"I didn't know you liked these noodles," Stark said.
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Summer, for her part, knew that her inspiration for this week's class was entirely ridiculous and shameless and transparent, but she had to admit to feeling a little....surprised? Disappointed?...that Stark had jumped onto it as...happily? as he did.
Like, not even one look of disappointment or regret! Obviously, she'd done much worse before, this was downright tame for her standards, but still!
So she was maybe hoarding all the shrimp flavored ones right now. And looking for a bottle of strawberry syrup. No reason.
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And thirsty, but that should have gone without saying.
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That Gladio was a giver, wasn't he?
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(Maybe they never had been to begin with).
"Stark," she said, "saying Gladio is fond of Cup Noodles is like saying I dabble in geletan."
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"He was very eager to have me try them," Stark said, grinning just a little. "But not nearly as eager as you are to do strange things to jello. But yes. You're right. Nearly the same sort of thing."
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"Please don't make me eat noodles in jello. And... they have noodle soda at the other bar?"
He had very foolishly not mentioned anything about consuming the soda.
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On purpose, Summer?
"I've never ordered noodle soda there. Usually just something strong." Or someone bitey. Or both. "But I don't go there very often."
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And the rare occasion when she was feeling a little spicy and wanted to annoy Eric in particular.
"And I'd hate to let a good theme die too early."
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That vague 'last month' period that could mean anything!
"And a couple of weeks ago."
To sulk.
"I don't think you're ever in danger of letting a theme die too early. I like your themes."
A beat and a quick grin.
"Even the gross ones."
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Speaking of which, don't mind her, as she finally cracked open on of those shrimp flavored ones and that strawberry syrup.
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"I thought that went on ice cream, not noodles. Maybe I don't like the gross ones so much."
That was a blatant lie. He liked that they made her happy.
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"Shrimp is pink," she pointed out. "So's strawberry. It's just another theme, Stark."
And hadn't he been the one on such a big pink kick these days?
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"They are both pink," Stark allowed. "You're not wrong for that." Maybe wrong for pouring that whole bottle into the noodles though.
"And I do like pink. Jane gave me a drink with beets in it yesterday. I still don't think I want strawberry flavored shrimp with my noodles."
He was on a big pink kick. He'd be happy with more pink in his life!
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And here she thought she'd moved on from that stage of the relationship grieving process. Whoops.
"I had that yesterday, too," she noted. "Some of that Asgardian mead, too. I stopped by after work; I guess we must have missed each other. This syrup's pretty good on its own, though."
She tilted the bottle his way.
"Wanna try?"
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"I... yes. I would. Like to try it."
He was trying very hard not to think about any food usage that might have necessitated a shower this time last week as he held out his hand for the bottle.
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And, for a crazy moment, which didn't even work for the premise of him trying it, thought about just licking it right off his fingers herself.
But. They were in class. He was going to have to just take care of it himself this time.
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Stark let out a very soft noise that was not entirely class-appropriate and lifted his head before raising his hand to his mouth to very carefully remove all of the syrup.
"I like it," he said softly.
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And now, to ruin in all, in one fell swoop, by grabbing the syrup-laden Cup Noodle and reaching for the kettle of hot water all ready to go.
"So let's see how it works with the shrimp now!"
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"I'm not certain about the shrimp."
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"In about three to five minutes."
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He'd thought about saying 'put that in your mouth' but no. That was a bad idea.
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"I think I actually might," she admitted. "Aren't you at least a little curious?"
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Except those occasions when Stark felt like he had to. Or that trying it might lead to something interesting.
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And a lot more bold and confident and reckless...
...but she was working on it.
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With that, she peeled the lid completely off and, after another swirl to get everything all mixed up, worked the sticks to catch a little bit of the noodles. She drew in a bolstering breath, which meant breathing in the odd combination of tart strawberry and fishy shrimp, and then leaned in to move them into her mouth...
...and...
Her brows lifted a little, she chewed it around thoughtfully, wrinkled her nose in disgust for a moment but it seemed to smooth out into a little bit of...accepting surprise? Definitely a bit stranger than the raspberry and beets from yesterday, but...
Not sure what to make of it, she set the chopsticks back in the container and nudged it toward Stark, with a little nod of goading for him to try it.
Not technically telling him to, but...
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More curious after he watched Summer's reaction carefully.
"I'll try it." The 'for you' was unspoken but it was there.
He picked up the container, took a breath, and then took a bite.
"It's...odd."
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"And the noodles are better when they're salty, not sweet. But...you've made much worse things. This wasn't too gross."
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"WALK TALL....MY SOUP."