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fandomtownies2023-04-18 12:50 pm
two_idiots_one_body) wrote in fandomtownies2023-04-18 12:50 pm
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Diaz & Ass., Tuesday
Another day, another series of weird phone calls.
"What? No, I'm sorry, I don't know what might have happened yesterday. Yes, that does sound unprofessional, but I wasn't here. No, it wasn't me. Ma'am, I - no. No, not at all. No, you cannot have a discount because you didn't like the person on the phone. Right, well you can take that up with my employer, but I assure you she'll say the same thing."
Probably even less politely, John pointed out.
"Considering who it was, probably a lot less," Arthur muttered back. "No, ma'am, I wasn't speaking to you."
This was going to be a very long phone call. Maybe he could just set it on the desk and walk away?
The Ass. was in!
"What? No, I'm sorry, I don't know what might have happened yesterday. Yes, that does sound unprofessional, but I wasn't here. No, it wasn't me. Ma'am, I - no. No, not at all. No, you cannot have a discount because you didn't like the person on the phone. Right, well you can take that up with my employer, but I assure you she'll say the same thing."
Probably even less politely, John pointed out.
"Considering who it was, probably a lot less," Arthur muttered back. "No, ma'am, I wasn't speaking to you."
This was going to be a very long phone call. Maybe he could just set it on the desk and walk away?
The Ass. was in!