Fandom Trooper Station, Wednesday

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Well, the weekend of kids had come and gone and Danny was fine about it. So very much fine that he was quietly finishing up Steve's paperwork and not bitching about any of it.

Yes, it unnerved the troopers a little. But that was clearly a them issue!

But, hey, work was getting done here.

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You know what probably shouldn't be in the station? A very enthusiastic golden retriever, but Steve had been taking Raiden!dog for a run in the vain hope of tiring him out, and so here they both were.

"Danny," he said, smiling.

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"Oh, you've taken to having a dog pretty well." Did this mean future pets?

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"Cats are still better," Steve said, "but Raiden's a pretty cool dog."

Raiden was on the hunt for unattended snacks at the moment.

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"Well, you don't get to keep him," Danny reminded him. Just in case.

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"Yeah, I know," Steve said. "He has a pizza place to run when he has thumbs again."

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"The pizza you use to torment me. That pizza?"

So much love here.

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Steve grinned at him sunnily. "That pizza. So it'll be boring this week for date night, probably."

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"Oh no. What a hardship," he deadpanned.

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"Maybe I'll just share with Raiden, then," Steve threatened.

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"Do not feed the dog pizza, cheese is bad for them." Oh, but the donut box he was getting into was a-okay.

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"But he's not always a dog," Steve said.

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"But while he is one--Hey!" Oh no, those donuts were a lost cause now.

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"He's faster than he looks," Steve said.

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Danny sighed heavily. "You're cleaning that up."

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"But I didn't bring the donuts," Steve said like that mattered.

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"No, you brought the dog."

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"And he's saving you from heart disease by eating the donuts!"

Sure, Steve.

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"Oh, is that what he's doing?"

Raiden was eating the box now.

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"And recycling," Steve added quickly.

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"Go clean that up," Danny said, shooing him over toward the dog in question.

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"I'm going," Steve said, making a face at him.

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"You owe me donuts now too!" Technically Raiden owed him.

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"I'll get you a green juice instead."

That was not the same at all.

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"I will pour it on your seat!"

No he wouldn't. But he'd want to.

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"Then you'd have Raiden licking a chair, and where does that get us?" Steve asked.