fandomtownies | The Park, Thursday Afternoon

No, of course Ulysses had no idea what was going on. He hadn't been listening to the radio, and he hadn't needed a grocery run since early in the week, and honestly the delivery guys on this rock said the weirdest shit sometimes on the most ordinary of days, so, who could blame him for having missed everything happening so far?

... It was fine if you blamed him. He probably deserved it. Although he was blaming his noise-canceling AirPods for this next part.

See, he'd come out to the park for a smoke break (an outdoor one still counted as a break from, like, something, okay?), listening to his tunes, and he'd decided to sit on one of the benches to really make the most of failing to appreciate the fresh air out here. So how was he supposed to have realized there was some kind of a huge fucking panther-looking thing coming up from behind the bench before he was already being viciously attacked?

Anyway, that was no longer Uly's problem, seeing as there was now a very tall, very pissed man-sized lizard creature in his place. And the lizard just wanted food.

And maybe to smash this bench.

Yes, bench-smashing would be good.

[Open, if you're still looking for the perfect opportunity to have your hapless character turned into a random giant werebeast of your choosing!

Or just want to be startled by werelizard!Uly. Or even knock him out! I'm easy.]