Diaz and Ass. | Wednesday

[no_culdesac]

Nancy had already used her phone much earlier in the week to figure out why everyone was suddenly so proud of rainbows, but today she was spending her valuable work time -- the time that wasn't spent filing, or answering the phone to what always seemed like crank callers -- to research the origins of this whole thing, and make sure she didn't say something stupid and out of touch if anyone asked her about it.

The biggest thing she learned, right away, was that the internet was a big place, and unafraid to show you pictures, and so you had to be careful and specific with what you asked.

(Nancy was probably also going to be due a lesson in search histories.)

The Ass. was in!