Fandom Trooper Station, Wednesday

[hatesparadise]

Well, someone ordered dinosaur themed grabbers. And now the troopers were testing out it's effectiveness in taking things from each other.

Which meant Danny had already mediated three fights just this morning.

"Swear to God, I'm gonna throw a chair if you guys can't play nice!"

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[grenadesandohana]

Some time that morning, Danny's phone pinged with a selfie Steve had taken in his gladiator onesie and a truly ridiculous early nineties blond wig.

Skywalker's back on his bullshit.

[hatesparadise]

Danny had to take a full five minutes to laugh at that, wheezing at his desk until the troopers were edging away from him.

I've never been more attracted to you

[grenadesandohana]

I get to joust Raiden in a second. Kinda bummed not to get to ride in the giant hamster balls again. Those are fun.

[hatesparadise]

Tell me someone got pics of this

[grenadesandohana]

I can ask around or you could send one of the Troopers down?

[hatesparadise]

Danny leaned back to see who he could get to go do that for him.

Be sure to smile for Ralph, babe.

[grenadesandohana]

He's never seen such a sight, Steve replied. You should see the kid that explodes. He's also got a wig. The talking eagle, too.

[hatesparadise]

How bad did you all piss off the dean? Danny typed back, snorting and shaking his head.

[grenadesandohana]

I never even talked to him. I think he just came into today with a Vision. It's...sure something.

Enjoy this photo of the chaos, Danny.

[hatesparadise]

It was a testament to Grace's training of her father that the response was a series of emojis that were moderately accurate to the situation!

[grenadesandohana]

I have no idea what that means.

Which was also how he replied to Grace!

[hatesparadise]

That is because I am the hip one now, Steven.

Neither of them were hip. Also, using the word 'hip' was the least hip thing possible.

[grenadesandohana]

Pretty sure the only person who says 'hip' other than you is Rogers and he also says 'swell' on purpose.

[hatesparadise]

Yeah, but that was part of his charm!

You're just mad I'm not in a unitard.

[grenadesandohana]

Little bit, Steve admitted easily. It's riding up places.

[hatesparadise]

Worse than your little running shorts?

[grenadesandohana]

This is you trying to get me to send you a picture of my ass, isn't it

[hatesparadise]

Danny smirked at his phone.

I'm just asking a question

[grenadesandohana]

So Steve sent him a picture of his ass. I think the shorts are more flattering.

[hatesparadise]

Please do not sext me at work.

He literally started it, but okay.

[grenadesandohana]

Gonna report me to HR?

[hatesparadise]

You know it. Did all those yearly trainings for a reason, babe.

[grenadesandohana]

I'll report the babe, then.

[hatesparadise]

Babe is the line you draw?

[grenadesandohana]

Not once.

Sure!

[hatesparadise]

I will leave you to sleep on the couch.

He super wouldn't.

[grenadesandohana]

Even if I bring home the wig?

[hatesparadise]

And why would you do that?

[grenadesandohana]

Because I look amazing.

Nope.

[hatesparadise]

I can safely say the mullet does nothing for you.

He was helping here!

[grenadesandohana]

Lies, Steve said, sending another, even more ridiculous picture. I look amazing.

[hatesparadise]

Oh no. It's just too hot. I can't take it.

How did sarcasm work in text form? Well, it probably helped that Steve knew Danny well enough to know, didn't it?

[grenadesandohana]

Steve laughed at the reply.

Knew you'd come around.