died8yearsago: (detectiving)
Detective Rosa Diaz ([personal profile] died8yearsago) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2023-08-07 07:59 am

Diaz & Ass.; Monday [08/07].

So, there'd been some whispers (well, mostly chitters) around town about some missing people (and one missing chipmunk), and since Diaz & Associates did have a particular (unfortunate) track record with animal-related cases (she would never get over the fact that it was a goddamn chicken that one time, but what did she expect? Taking a case from a chimp?), all of this had, eventually, trickled down to Rosa.

Who was mostly having a hard time caring because so far none of it had that much personal relevance to her, but at the same time, she was bored, and if this was going to turn into a weird Fandom thing, then she'd might as well try to get in front of it a little, and she was pretty sure Lester was taking the initiative on some of it, too, and, well...

So she figured, if anything, she could at least scour through some radio broadcasts for some sort of idea if this was a thing, or just a weird set out coincidences that had nothing to do with each other.

Not like she had anything better to do with her time right now, anyway.

Diaz & Ass. is open!
pocketpretzels: (i dont think so)

[personal profile] pocketpretzels 2023-08-07 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Miss Diaz," Watts greeted, as he made his way in to her office. "If I might have a few moments of your time."
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pocketpretzels: (doubtful)

[personal profile] pocketpretzels 2023-08-07 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"A number of things, but only one of them is relevant in this moment: the apparent disappearance of several denizens of the islands."
pocketpretzels: (skeptical)

[personal profile] pocketpretzels 2023-08-07 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"We haven't met, no," Watts said. "But his friends did come to me to report him missing on Friday. And he isn't the only one." A beat. "Well, he's the only chipmunk so far as I know. The other missing persons are human."

Or at least they were until today, but in his defense he a) didn't know Alara and b) didn't know she was missing yet.
pocketpretzels: (eyebrows)

[personal profile] pocketpretzels 2023-08-07 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"So far my list includes Mr. Prompto Argentum, Mr. Gladiolus Amicitia, Miss Josephine Jones, and possibly Mr. Eliot Waugh," Watts said.
pocketpretzels: (concerned)

[personal profile] pocketpretzels 2023-08-07 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"She failed to report for her library shift, which is out of character from what I gather," Watts told her.

He also didn't actually know who Eliot was, but then, he had the defense of having met him none times.
pocketpretzels: (skeptical)

[personal profile] pocketpretzels 2023-08-07 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Watts reached into his jacket pocket to pull out a handful of what looked like torn scraps of paper.

(Because that's exactly what it was.)

He shuffled through them until he found the one he was looking for. "There were reports of missing items- shoes, kitchenware, various other tchotchkes. The original theory was that they were connected to the people disappearing but that seems to... not be so."
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pocketpretzels: (curious)

[personal profile] pocketpretzels 2023-08-07 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, a few, certainly. In fact he was holding a few of those scraps out for her to take just now.

If she didn't, he'd let them flutter to her desk while he reached back into his jacket's inside pocket for his notebook.

"Last known whereabouts? Their respective places of residence," he told her.
pocketpretzels: (thinking)

[personal profile] pocketpretzels 2023-08-08 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmm, super handwavily yes," Watts nodded. "Nothing regarding the missing persons was discovered, but that was how they solved the case regarding the stolen items." Which was better than nothing, he supposed, but really hadn't been the priority for anyone except the Bee Lady, who'd been bereft regarding her missing keychain.
pocketpretzels: (disbelief)

[personal profile] pocketpretzels 2023-08-08 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Indeed." Watts said. "You mentioned going through past radio broadcasts; have you turned up anything of note beyond names of our missing persons?" He'd also been giving the archives a careful listen, but it never hurt to have someone else's perspective.
pocketpretzels: (disbelief)

[personal profile] pocketpretzels 2023-08-08 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't strain anything," Watts said drily.