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Duke Crocker ([personal profile] betterthanaplan) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2023-12-14 10:55 am

Luke's, Thursday

Duke had already had to maneuver around the giant jelly donut taking up way too much of the Rouge this morning. He'd escaped to work -- only to find another one taking up way too much of his dining room.

And his staff were all wearing berets for some reason.

"Might as well lean into it, right?" Greg said.

"Lean into what? And that's a terrible accent, what's it even supposed to be?"

"Ve are Franch! today!" Timmy crowed, flinging himself onto the donut. A cloud of powdered sugar took off into the air. "Ve vill seet around and drink coffees and talk pheelosopheee!"

Duke made several attempts to respond to that. But even without choking on the airborne sugar, he had nothing. All his many questions and exclamations just got backed up in his throat.

Today's specials
Sitting around on the giant donut and pretending to be French apparently
Don't ask, I don't get it either


Luke's was open.

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