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Detective Rosa Diaz ([personal profile] died8yearsago) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2023-12-18 06:47 am
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Diaz & Ass.; Monday [12/18].

Rosa was doing very important work that Monday. She had a cup of coffee and a chunk of gingerbread yanked off a corner of the office that she was dipping into it, while she sat at her computer and tried to CTRL-F her way through the insurance policy on the building to see what sort of compensation there might be for 'consumed after being turned into a baked good.'

She wasn't finding much, which just went to show you that, no matter how thorough you might thing you were being, there was always something else you hadn't thought of yet.

Unfortunately, she didn't think she'd have much more luck with using 'the dog (and myself) ate the house, so I can't make it to Christmas, oh no' excuse with her family, either.

Diaz & Ass. is open!
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[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2023-12-18 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
A luuuuuurker was luuuurking outside the-- "Hey, what the fuck?"

The lurker glared at the frosted window that prevented any quality peeping or spying or whatever. Glared up and up and up and--Wait. Did that sign say ass?

Okay the lurker was going to crack up and slink away, cackling softly. Ass. Hilarious!