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Sir Graham of Daventry ([personal profile] pun_king) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2023-12-22 06:28 am

The Magpie Emporium; Friday [12/22].

Graham was feeling pretty proud of himself; his Reindeer wasn't really all that great. He was pretty fluent in Deer, but it was a common misconception that both languages were fairly similar ad that if you knew one, you could muddle your way decently through the other. But he'd managed to work it out enough to convince the tiny reindeer floating around the shop to play a nice holiday themed card came with him so he could test it out and recommend it people if they came in looking for some last minute gifts.

Unfortunately, the only recommendation he was really getting out of it was to not play card games with tiny floating reindeer, they did not have the attention span for it, and you knew it was bad when a critique like that was coming from Graham 'Ooh Shiny What Was That?' Cracker.

The Magpie Emporium is open!