fandomtownies | Luke's, Thursday

". . . Okay, is this a Halloween thing, or are you fucking with me?"

The staff at Luke's blinked at Duke. "What do you mean?" asked Ali from his spot at the stove.

"You're wearing each other's clothing." Duke tilted his head. "And . . . doing each other's jobs."

Ali exchanged a glance with Bobby at the dishwashing station. "Do you know what he means?"

"I hate all of you."

Greg came tumbling out of dry storage, tripping on a mop, and spilling turnips all over the floor. Duke just shook his head at him and headed for his office. "Prat falls are beneath you," he called over his shoulder.

"He's right," Ali said. "That was tacky."

"I think I sprained my ankle," said Greg.

"Why do these turnips have faces?" asked Bobby.

Today's specials
CATCH OF THE DAY
Apricot crab-stuffed acorn squash

Luke's was open.