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Eric Northman ([personal profile] texted3times) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2024-12-02 10:25 am

The Devil's Nest, Monday Night

"I am not serving Shetland ponies alcohol!" Eric protested as he came into the bar and noticed their new visitors.

Tiny rumbled a reply.

"Yes, they're wearing both shirts and shoes."

Tiny muttered something else.

"I am not being species-ist."

Eric was sulking over in the lounge. Tiny was getting Shetland ponies Scotch. Just another night in Fandom.