Devil's Nest, Monday Night

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Eric's pleased little smirk showed he was not at all sorry to be late to the bar tonight, but he wasn't the sort to kiss and tell. (Just kiss. And other things.)

He strolled over to his favorite seat in the lounge in his far-too-tight leather ants (you're welcome, Tiny), ordered a Screaming Orgasm, and waited.

It was his favorite week of the year.

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[solo_sword]

Jaina did not know what week it was when she texted!

Entertain me.

If she did, she wouldn't have started with that.

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Enjoy that shirtless, smirking photo Eric just sent you, Jaina!

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This is the fastest you've ever tried to get me in trouble.

Not complaining! But very married!

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It's just the best week.

[solo_sword]

Laundry strike?

A sign she'd been in and around Fandom too long.

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Pollen week. Bring Jag!

Of course he remembered.

[solo_sword]

he's busy. Also I think the trick is he has to be there when the pollen hits.

Then, He's making a face at me.

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Is it a good face? Eric asked.

[solo_sword]

He's always got a good face.

And then, genuinely, Probably not what you meant. It's more like he doesn't know why I'm telling him this (it's because he makes that face)

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And because everyone should appreciate my abs.

[solo_sword]

Yes!! Which is why you're shirtless in a bar!

She was supportive. It's why she helped with Yelp reviews.

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But no one is currently enjoying them :(

Yes. With the sad face.

[solo_sword]

What the hell is wrong with people??

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I'm bereft

Not really.

[solo_sword]

Start bootycalling people

Should that be one word or two?

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So that's not what this is? Eric teased.

[solo_sword]

It wasn't intended to be!

And then there was a thirst trap.

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But now? Eric, stop.

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It's not a successful one, being a galaxy away and in a committed relationship with a man who makes faces at me.

About ten years ago she'd have booked a portal back by now.

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And I am back to being bereft.

This time was slightly more serious.

[solo_sword]

Unless Jag changes his mind.

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How likely is that in a non-pollen environment? Eric asked.

[solo_sword]

Okay, not likely, but stranger things have happened.

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Let me know if other pictures would change his mind, Eric sent helpfully.

[solo_sword]

Okay THAT would get me in trouble

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His loss.