Turtle & Canary; Monday [05/12].

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Today was National Limerick Day and Apu wanted to run a contest: submit an original limerick about Fandom Island or anything Fandom Island inspired, and the best one was going to win a hefty gift card for the store, and Summer didn't really figure anyone would have much to offer or want to go through the trouble, so of course she was fine with it. Especially since, if anyone did feel so inspired after all, it would be pretty entertaining to see what they came up with.

Apu had even offered his own contribution:

There once was a store on an island
Whatever you wanted, you could find 'em
Except tape of a duct
Then you were fucked
You gotta go somewhere else to buy them.

Which, really, rhyming island with 'end 'em' and 'buy them' was kind of a stretch, but Summer did always appreciate a good F-bomb. There was a good chance that panda was working on one, too, but was getting a little stuck on what he wanted to use to rhyme with gouda.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Nutty Fudge
Yogurt Berry
Red

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