Raiden's hat was pretty much surgically attached to his head unless he was in the shower or something, so he could not relate, but, "I mean, it's up to you, man. Maybe you could keep it with you at your table? I can't be held responsible if anything happens to unattended property." It felt important to get these disclaimers out there when they were talking about the sheriff's property in particular. "What if a gremlin takes off with it?"