pocketpretzels: (hang on now)
Llewellyn Watts ([personal profile] pocketpretzels) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2026-03-06 12:34 pm

Trooper Station

There was a soggy-looking raccoon in the cells when Watts arrived this morning.

"Drunk and disorderly?" he asked Calvin.

"Mostly the second thing," Calvin confirmed. "Haven't figured out how to tell a drunk raccoon from a sober one, if I'm entirely honest."

You know what? Fair enough.