fandomtownies | Infinite Consortium, Monday

Liliana blinked slowly at the earnest young man in front of her, not unlike a cat watching human nonsense and feeling vastly superior to it all. "We don't buy, we sell," she explained, cutting through his impassioned diatribe. "We especially don't buy--what are you attempting to foist off on me, exactly?" She'd tuned him out rather quickly, yes.

"Magic cards!" the young man insisted.

"You can keep your magical cards, I am not a purveyor of cheap tricks and legerdemain," Liliana said, pointedly picking up her book again. That was your cue to leave, youngling.

But, of course he did not, continuing to harass her about this sorcerous deck of his or whatever, at least until she had her haunted armor bodily pick him up and remove him from the shop.

"Everyone had better be happy about this," Liliana informed the nearest rodent, writing this all down. "I could have had another shop zombie instead."

Anyway, back to her book.