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[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Mac applies the last bit of duct tape to the connection fitting he's been working on and smiles.

He throws the switch and light smoke comes up from the stack.





Free samples available after 11:00 pm.

Disclaimer: Manufacturer makes no guarantees about quality or potential harm MacGuyver Brand Moonshine might cause. (ETA) Or damages from any unexpected equipment failure (i.e. explosions)

Comments

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

You might want to have a solicitor handy, if that thing blows up.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Blinks*

*Double checks duct tape*

*Goes back to edit disclaimer*

Thanks, Doc.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Not to insult your skills, as it looks quite solid, but sometimes the chemicals can be too volitile.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I've built a couple of these before. That's why I made sure that it was well away from sheldonjsands's house and washwaslaconic
s ship over there.

Plus-
*Points at something that looks like a ballpoint pen and a oxygen tank gauge welded together*
-the pressure gauge will release if it gets too high.

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't want to let a bloke sell that in great gallon jugs, would you? Divvy up the profits and whatnot.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Scratches head and squints*

Well... you might want to come by when the brewing process is done. I'm not sure if this is suitable for drinking or powering that thing over there.

*Waves towards washwaslaconic's spaceship*

First batch should be ready by 11:00 PM EST

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

I don't much care what I serve folks, so long as it's strong and addictive and keeps me in cash. *smirk*

I'll see if I can swing by this evening then. Thanks, mate.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Uh... It's kind of sunny out here and...

*Blinks*

Should you be smoking like that?

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

*tosses duster over head and retreats back to pub*

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

Delightful, erm, contraption. What does it do? *walks around the 'contraption', inspecting and prodding at it*

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Gently moves hand/cane/whatever he's prodding with away from still*
*Points to disclaimer*

It's a still. We'll be having a taste test at 11:00 PM EST.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

A..still? Oh, a still! For brewing alcoholic beverages!

*smiles brightly and pokes a finger at the dial-y looking thingy*

What does this do? Is it for timing your brew? These mechanical whats-its you people create are just marvelous, really.

*realizes that you mentioned a 'taste test'*

Will your "taste test" be open to everyone in the neighborhood?

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Smiles and gently moves a_phale's finger from pressure gauge.*

Yes. I should have about 50 gallons.

Just ah...

*Points to disclaimer*

No guarantees.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

*smiles delightedly*

Excellent! I shall try to be here.

*wanders off down the street toward the park*

[sheldonjsands.livejournal.com]

*can't see it, of course, but has been assured it's impressive*

This could definitely make us some money....

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

*folds arms* *considers* The blast radius if that thing did explode would, you do realise, most likely take out half the backyard, if not the house.

On the other hand, a constant supply of alcohol has its benefits. Too bad it isn't vodka like Daddy used to make buy. If the result isn't exactly palatable, it should make an adequate defensive system. *circles it, pondering the mechanics*

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Shakes head negatively and waves arms emphatically*

"No! No! No! See? Look at the angle of the tanks. If it were to blow it would launch a fireball landing over there on that new park over there with the blue phone booth."

*Pulls out diagram written on napkin*

"I did the math. See?"

*Starts posting "No Smoking" signs around the still*

"Uh... Do you know how to make Jello shots?"