Two Girls Walk Into a Bar...

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

After a particularly interesting explosion at Science Club, lisacuddy and notcalledlizzie decide to drop into a bar in town to grab a few drinks and unwind.

They sit at the bar and begin to chat together, although they would never turn down a free drink.

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[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

I invited carter_i_am to drop in later if she can make it... she was going jogging first

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Regular exercise, I barely remember what that is with all this coursework I've been doing.

Grabs a long pull from her drink and sighs.

So Elizabeth, what's your story?

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... tell me about it. Hopefully, when they get Phys Ed or martial arts up and running, I'll be a bit better

*is suddenly very interested in her drink*

A classified story, I'm afraid Get me drunk and I'll probably spill all How about you?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Classified? Damn. We should be doing shots, then.

I signed up for fencing club. I'd love to find a sports team to join, but I really don't have the time. At my old school, I was captain of the tennis team as a sophomore.

I transferred from a Math/Science academy. My mother and father are doctors, and I'm going to be a doctor. I just wanted to see what else was out there... I guess.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Shots I can do. Or at least I could do. Not been drinking in a while, unless you count home-brewed stuff Teyla used to bring back...

I used to run cross-country and play field hockey until a knee injury *flexes knee* It's doing so much better now.

That's cool. I have a friend who's a doctor; he's working out of the country at the moment, which is a shame.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Home-brewed? Wow, never tried it. :)

I would love to travel abroad; I've spent most of my life in the New York/New Jersey area. Maybe someone will organize a proper field trip later on this year. Have you traveled a lot?


((OOC: Oops, sorry. I fail today.))

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Believe me, you don't wanna!

But when it's the only thing around, you drink it.

I've travelled a fair amount, yes. I've been to all of the continents, but there are still so many places I want to see, or visit again.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I think I'll stick to my vodka tonics. At least I can be semi-sure they won't kill me, but then again, after today I might have resorted to moonshine if they didn't have any bars in town that don't care about checking IDs.

I'd ask you where you've been, but I'll guess it's classified? Heh, have another drink.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Probably a good plan *finishes her own vodka and orange*

Well, most of it is, yes. I went on vacation with my family to Italy one year. That's not *laughs and accepts another drink*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Oh boy. Do I need that drink.

*sits down, slaps her ID on the bar*

Corona thanks. With the lime.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm Lisa. Nice to meet you. How did your run go?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Hey. Sam Carter. I know Liz. *waves hand in direction of notcalledlizzie*

Run went fine. We sprinted. We had fun. There was snarkage. Think I'll sleep well tonight.

How's your day been?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I know way too much about the sex lives of a few members of the illustrious institution, but other than that it wasn't a bad day.

Good to have a drink though. I met Liz through Science Club, we decided to cut out and relax.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

God. I haven't had a sex life for years months.

Well, good to meet you. You like the sciences?

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Hey, Sam.

Did Jack and John behave?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

For a given definition of 'behave'. Sure.

They were themselves. What more needs to be said? I think Ivanova was a bit confused by the undercurrents.

What happened in the Science club? I considered joining, but got a lot on my plate anyway.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*snerks* Well, I guess we can only expect so much of them ;)

We blew up stuff in microwaves! That was pretty cool.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Wow. Did you study the properties of the objects when bombarded by the microwaves? Or did you just microwave them.

And did anyone manage a significant explosion?

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

I just put the grapes in the microwave and pressed the "on" button, I'm afraid. Science isn't one of my strongest points, and physics even less so ;)

And nothing blew up while I was there. But then again, I did skip out to head down here *g*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Damn. Blowing things up is almost always fun.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Such as suns?! *g*

(Rodney tried to emulate you. He blew up three quarters of a solar-system. But it was an accident. And boy did I rip him a new one for that!)

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Yes. Well. Mine was more or less planned. And it was an uninhabited solar system.

What was he trying to do? Sheppard wasn't very forthcoming on the topic and I don't remember seeing anything about that in the briefs. Granted, I haven't been reading the briefs for a while.

I don't imagine he just happened to trip and fall on the 'system self-destruct' button.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

He thought that he could do something that the Ancients gave up as a bad job.

Obviously he couldn't, and the solar system payed the price

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Did you read the brief on the recurring time loop a couple of years ago?

At least three months that we know of where we, and at least twelve other cultures, just replayed the same day over and over again.

Except for the Colonel and Teal'c, of course.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

I did! Talk about Groundhog Day...

Although I found the colonel's brief to be... well, briefer than usual, shall I say. Considering they were in there for three months, I (perhaps foolishly!) expected more!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

I have this feeling that a lot went on that they didn't document.

Daniel agreed with me.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*nods* Well, we have a Jack and plenty of time and alcohol. I'm sure we can get him to spill ;)

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*grins* I like the way your mind thinks.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Another advanced negotiation tactic... get them so drunk they don't know what they're agreeing to ;)

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Well, good luck with him! He's a tough nut to crack.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Sexual favors usually work

Well, Rome wasn't built in a day. Work on him gradually and I'm sure we'll get some results :)

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

And let me tell you how fun that was... *holds up duct tape with a little bit of black here and there* Found my wallet, it was in the other pocket.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

A few people stuck pretty normal things in the microwaves (forks, food) but one managed to convert his into a high-powered weapon, which is always interesting.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*is interested*

What kind of a high-powered weapon?

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Did you say free drink?

*Hands them flyer*

MacGyver Brand Moonshine

Free Samples

11:00 EST sheldonjsands's house.

DISCLAIMER: Not responsible for health effects of drink or damage caused by equipment.

Sorry I missed Science club. Heard it was a blast. Give me fair warning and I'll be there next time.

Gotta go bottle some stuff. Catch ya later.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*does a double take at the site of MacGyver*

Okay....

Well, the price is right and I've tried some awful rot in my time, so thanks!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Science Club is still meeting I think, but don't worry. We'll be having meetings on a fairly regular basis.

I know I said moonshine was a bad idea, but yours does sound tempting. Maybe I'll swing by later with Liz and Sam.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

So ladies, what've I missed?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Next round's on you, sir.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

That's fine with me, I lifted borrowed Daniel credit card. They take AmEx, right?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*bursts into laughter*

Sneaky, sir! Talk to the bartender about it!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Serves him right for... something I didn't catch the first time he did it.

*Wanders over to the bartender and orders another round*