All and Sundries, 2/28

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With his robopet in Agatha's hands, Edmund is playing with a roboraptor, which is amusing, but not as good as the dog, in his opinion. There are other dogs in boxes, but they aren't as good as his dog, either.

Edmund may just have gone on crack cracked. Or he's just been really, really bored.

All and Sundries is open.

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Oh yes, Nude Park Man has arrived, also comonly known as Orlin.

And he's shopping. For several items, he could very well be there for awhile.

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Oh grand.

Edmund's joy definitely knows bounds.

Maybe a job dealing with the public had been a bad idea...

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Orlin broweses, and picks up several items, it looks like he may be doing some decorating in his apartment.

"Do you have any paint, for walls and stuff?" he asks politely, looking at the roboraptors with interest.

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Edmund hits the remote and makes the roboraptor snarl at him.

"Yes." After a moment's consideration, he smiles and summons Baldrick. "Baldrick will help you find everything you need."

Baldrick smiles hopefully up at Orlin.

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Now, Orlin had caught a slight cold, so he couldn't smell, therefore, he smiled genially down at Baldrick.

"Lead away stinky smallish man." He said, "I'm looking for painting supplies first.."

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Baldrick happily led him to the painting supplies by way of produce and the turnip section.

"Anything else, sir?"

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"Do you have any paintings... moldings... art work, Oh!" He exclaimed, "And I need some fabric. And paint brushes, rollers, and paint pans."

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"We have some posters, sir, and there are framing supplies with the art supplies."

Baldrick will happily pick things out that suit his tastes, but that will include a very strong turnip theme.

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"Hmm," Orlin flipped throough some posters, and pulled out about 12, and then got some frames out.

"Could you push the cart please?" he asked the smelly Baldrick as he started to pull stuff out.

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"Yes, sir."

Baldrick liked the nice man who usually smiled and said please.

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Orlin grabbed many many items, the cart was definately full. At last he looked at the cart, and added eight boxes of Macaroni and Cheese.

"It think that's it Baldrick," He said, smiling pleasantly.

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Edmund watched Baldrick bring a cart filled with household decorating items to the front. Nude park man was a pain the in ass, but he was a good customer.

Maybe he should consider being nicer to him?

Okay, he'd considered it and the answer was a definitive no.

Instead, he began to ring up the purchases.

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Orlin leand on the counter waiting to pay. He raised an eyebrow at the robo toys. They didn't look very advanced, but perhaps fun to play with.

"What are these?" he asked, tapping a robot on the head.

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"Toys," Edmund answered curtly. "It's called a roboraptor." As the box would tell nude park man if he bothered to read it. "There are also robot dogs and small robot men which do not suck like Danger Room robots."

He raised an eyebrow at Orlin's choices that day, but said nothing as long as he could actually pay for everything.

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Orlin could indeed pay for everything, that's why credit cards existed.

"Ah, I see." Orlin said, handing over his card.

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Edmund took the card without a blink. Now that he'd seen their impact on his bottom line, he found those little cards rather friendlier.

"How delightful for you. I would have pegged you as rather myopic otherwise." He passed back the card with the receipt and a pen.

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Orlin took the pen, and signed his signiture.

It looked cool.

"It always is." Orlin said blandly, passing the receipt and pen back to Edmund.

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Edmund smiled genially at the man's obvious inability to catch a double meaning. Myopic indeed.

"Will there be anything else?" He didn't append, Now that you've paid and everything.

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"Can I get some help getting this back to my apartment please?"

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Edmund snapped his fingers for Baldrick. "Take nude park man's Orlin's things to his home for him."

Baldrick went to get his small cart to put everything in.

"Anything else?"

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"No, I believe that is all." Orlin said, turning to help Baldrick load his cart.