Empire Records & Bidet: [5/25]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Sure it was a little gloomy out there in Fandom but Jamie was in a good mood when he opened Empire Records up.

That was until he opened up the new shipment of music and found something.... evil.

Evil beyond comparison.

No human, alien or sentient being should ever have to face this.

Jamie took the box and hid it in the back room under a stack of Bee Gee albums.

When he returned to the front counter he did his best to forget what he saw.

Oh. The horror. The horror

[ooc: The link above contains serious mind-breaky material! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK! *flails*]

Comments

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

[ooc: OMG DUDE I AM SCARRED]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *clings* MAKE THE BAD MAN GO AWAY!]

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

[ooc: though I suppose it should give me hope that maybe, someday, my baby sister will be able to get an album released since she actually has, you know, TALENT.]

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Hmm... perhaps I should add a disclaimer]

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

[nadiathesaint]

[ooc: Oh man, I was afraid you were going to play it. . . .]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Okay... I can be evil at times? BUT THAT'S JUST WRONG!]

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

[ooc: call him and ask!! inquiring minds want to know!]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

[*shivers*]

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I am now afraid of your father.

Then again, mine listens to Rush Limbaugh, so you may have the better end of the deal.]

[sensethevisions]

[[OOC: I love his older movies... but this? This is just so very wrong!!!!!]]

[rup-giles.livejournal.com]

Ripper *weeps for the death of rock 'n' roll*

[not_entirely]

Lucas: *finds box under BeeGees albums. Looks at box. Twitches. Takes it to another room to a secure, titanium safe with triple combinations that change every 30 seconds and can only be accessed by a secure key card which Lucas carries on his person, and hides it under the Rex Manning Greatest Hits, locks the safe, then calls in Marc to perform an ancient rock curse on the safe and it's evil contents, before dumping it all into the ocean*

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

[[GAH! *jumps into ceremonial tub of brain bleach.]]

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

*phew* THought it was another Hasselhoff album.
Ooga chaka ooga ooga (repeat x 4)

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcLdCT3IsI&search=david%20hasselhoff found it.