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Caritas - Sunday evening [Open]

The zombie bass player was on strike. He refused to play unless GOB bought him a saxophone. And when zombies were determined, there was no stopping them.

It was when the zombie held up the "PAY FOR SAX" picket sign that GOB started drinking tonight.

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The zombie bass player was marching around stage singing a protest song.

Ugh
Urrrgh
Urrrrr
Uggggh

GOB was drinking, trying to ignore the zombie.

As per arrangement, now that the mummy book thing is over, Aeryn and Anakin are at Caritas. Heading to the bar. Where the drinks are still unthrown.

Aeryn literally points at a bottle and says, "I'll take a shot of that." Because in her mind, she won't be drinking it.

"Me too," Anakin echoed. As long as it's not blue and smoking, he'll try just about anything.

GOB looked up. He didn't know the boy, but the girl... "Tino, help them. I'll be at that end of the bar."

Aeryn nudges Anakin as if saying Get him before he leaves.

Anakin grinned and concentrated. A full glass of rum and Coke followed the man down the bar, hovering just above his head.

"Like that?" he asked Aeryn.

GOB took a seat with his drink and the catalog with the circled sax. "That's way too much. Radio guy was right. He only has half a lip!"

Yep. Completely oblivious.

Aeryn nods, already grinning. "Just like that," she nods.

Anakin, carefully facing the other direction, waved his hand again.

The drink tipped over.

Oops.

"GODDAMMIT!" GOB yelled. "Tino, charge these jackasses double."

GOB then grabbed a towel and placed it on his head to catch future drinks.

Anakin snickered.

"You're right," he said. "This does make me feel better."

He glanced around for something else to tip over.

Aeryn smiles and slides her shot over to him.

Anakin signalled for Tino to get them another round and sent the shot glass floating towards GOB's towel.

*sploosh*

"What's with you people?" GOB asked, one step away from telling them to get off his lawn.

Anakin gave him a very innocent look. "Pardon?"

"What, you a wizard or witch, trying to show me up with the magic thing? It was annoying when that radio woman did it, it's annoying when you're doing it," GOB said. "Now get off my lawn!"

Aeryn orders a rummincoke from Tino, leaving her second shot on the bar. That one's not for drinking. "We're not doing anything," she says. It's half true.

"If another drink hits me, I'm going to do something drastic," GOB said.

Still not doing anything, Aeryn asks, "Such as?"

"Pray you won't have to find out, missy," GOB warned.

If only GOB had some way of telling him that was a bad idea. Like a sixth sense, or eyes, or something. "Missy?" she repeats.

"Hey. I had two drinks dumped on me for no reason. You're just being a punk so I'll call you 'missy' if I want," GOB said.

"I've been right here the whole time," she reminds him, not that casually as now she's both 'missy' and a 'punk.'

"Maybe you're a witch, too," GOB theorized.

She shakes her head, sipping her drink. "No. I just shoot people."

"Not in here you don't," GOB said, perhaps a bit smugly.

Aeryn sips her drink again, and doesn't nudge Anakin in the slightest.

Of course not. And even if she had, Anakin was ready to sit exactly what drastic actions looked like around here.

*sploosh*

"I'm not on your lawn," he pointed out helpfully.

"That's it." GOB went to the phone and dialed a number.

"Hey there, it's me. I have a couple of trouble-makers at the bar. Could you help me out with them? Thanks. Oh, and my birthday's on Wednesday."

"Hi. And what?" Becky said, striding in and glancing behind the bar. "Take those off your head.

GOB was pointing at Aeryn and Anakin. "Them. They're using magic to torment me and waste my booze. And they're probably going to try to get out of paying."

GOB then took the towels off his head.

"I met you on New Year's," she said, pointing to Aeryn and walking over. "And you're the dodging guy from the park." She smiled. "Good times."

"Hello," Aeryn greets her, still with her drink, like she has been. Technically she hasn't done anything wrong, but she also knows Becky knows what sounds brains make when they break.

"Hi," Anakin said, both hands carefully in front of him on the bar. "How are you tonight?"

"Hey. So here's the deal," Becky said, leaning against the bar and lowering her voice. "It's funny as all hell to douse him. It's hysterical. I know this. You know this. And we all also know I can't force you out. So I'll make you a deal - you stop, because he's getting cranky and being a bad sport, and I'll let you try that little dunking trick of yours," she raised a suspicious eyebrow, "on any and all of my girls for free another night. And you can even try it on me and Miho, though I really don't recommend it on the ninja."

Anakin looked a little pouty, then glanced at Aeryn. "What do you think?" he asked.

"Getting kicked out versus getting to do this again?" she considers. "Fair deal."

Anakin smiled at Becky. "Not saying we had anything to do with that guy getting wet of course, but I think the drinks will stop mysteriously levitating now."

No man's land. Neither the zombie nor GOB was going to come here. Each one felt it was too close to the other.

Two words that should make this even funnier: Ethan Embry.

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