All and Sundries, 6/23

[blackadder-nth.livejournal.com]

The scritching.

The abominable, godforsaken, gets-in-your-brain-and-makes-it-itch scritching! The noise of Baldrick rubbing his face against a piece of aluminum siding was the reason Edmund had closed the store and spent the day singing Mares eat oats and does eat oats to himself in his flat not because the mun was felled and brain dead from the heat.

When Edmund found out who was responsible for giving Baldrick that piece of whatever the hell it was, he was going to wrap his hands around that person's neck and squeeze until they popped like a Christmas cracker, spilling toys and treats for all the boys and girls.

Or blood. It would suffice.

All and Sundries is scritchily open.

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip came in, arms covered in bandages.

"You guys have cat food?"

[blackadder-nth.livejournal.com]

Edmund sneered, quite possibly mouthing the words "Mister" and "Frisky."

"Yes, we do. Check the gourmet section."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip raised an eyebrow. "Gourmet? For cats?"

[blackadder-nth.livejournal.com]

"Baldrick stocks the shelves," Edmund said, which really should explain everything except why Edmund allowed that.

scritch scritch scritch scritch

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

In preparation for the music festical (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/927121.html?view=36676753#t36676753), Tim came in to buy lightsticks.

[blackadder-nth.livejournal.com]

scritch scritch scritch scritch

Baldrick came out of the back room, happily rubbing a siding sample against his face. "Can I help you?"

Edmund started humming something under his breath.

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim didn't want to ask, but he just couldn't stop the question from coming. "Why are you rubbing aluminum siding against your face?"

why is Charlie Brown banging his head against a tree? To loosen the bark, so the tree will grow faster.

[blackadder-nth.livejournal.com]

I don't know why he's doing it, blame Seras.

Baldrick stopped with the endless scritching for a moment. "I have an itch."

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

"Huh. Well whatever works. I'm looking for lightsticks."

[blackadder-nth.livejournal.com]

"This way, sir." Baldrick led him to the display of fluorescent light tubes. "These, sir?"

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

"Uhm, no, smaller, more portable and made of plastic."

[blackadder-nth.livejournal.com]

"Oh..." Baldrick looked confused. "Err... maybe over here." He started to lead Tim toward the flashlights.

If Tim were alert, he might spot the light sticks in the candy section with the Pixy Stix as they pass by.

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

"Oh! Here they are." tim said, grabbing a box before he realized where they were, and was frightened. No one had actually thought they were edible had they?