Caritas - Friday evening [Open]

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GOB stepped into Caritas and noticed that no preparation had been done for opening tonight. "Hey, Tino, stop slacking! Get to work."

GOB didn't realize that Tino was nowhere to be seen. He generally didn't look at Tino, so this was understandable. What he did notice was that the zombie bass player was attempting to play the longest note on a saxophone ever. That could get annoying.

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The Stage [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Sing over the sax player. Hopefully when this was finished, it would be the end of the zombie jazz thing.

The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Get your booze. And earplugs.

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow came into Caritas a girl on a mission. She looked around for GOB.

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Hey there," GOB said. "What can I get you?"

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Hi," Willow said with a smile. "Are you Mr. GOB?"

Well, at least she pronounced GOB right.

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Just GOB," GOB said. "And you are?"

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Willow Rosenberg," she said, offering her hand. "Current customer, and girl with a plan."

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

GOB glanced at the hand and eventually decided to shake it. "What kind of plan?"

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow had been rehearsing this. "While Caritas is a fine establishment for all things drink, singing, and, well, zombie related, I was wondering if you'd ever considered adding a dance floor?"

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"No. Why would I do that?" GOB asked.

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"So people could dance!" Willow said, figuring that GOB simply hadn't thought this through to the logical conclusion. "Back where I'm from the only club in town had a dance floor and it was very popular. Lots of people hung out there. Oh! And spent money."

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"I have karaoke, isn't that enough for you people?" GOB asked.

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Not for those of us who don't like singing in public," Willow pointed out.

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

Quark sidled up to the bar. He rubbed the back of a lobe and grimaced. "I don't suppose you could get the band to stop that, could you?"

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"I'm not telling the zombies to do anything but play music. At best they'll strike, at worst they'll eat my brains," GOB said.

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

Quark made a mental note never to hire zombies. "Get me a vodka on the rocks," he said. "And find me a prettier bartender."

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Is Tino pretty enough for you?" GOB asked. "Hey, Tino, get Ears here a vodka on the rocks."

There was no response from Tino since Tino wasn't there.

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"I prefer my drinks to be served with a little cleavage," Quark said. "Though cleavage without sass."

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"I don't know what 'on the rocks' means where you're from, but around here that means ice, not boobs," GOB said.

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"Don't tell me about drinks, hoo-mon," Quark snapped back. "I've run a bar bigger, better, and more profitable than this quaint little joint."

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"What's it called?" GOB asked.

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[landlord-quark.livejournal.com]

"Quark's, of course," he said. "But not the pale imitation I set up in this town. Just in case you were thinking about making fun of that hole in the wall."

Re: The Bar [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"I'd never dream of it," GOB said. At the very least, he hadn't dreamt of it yet. "If your place is so good, then why are you here?"

The Lounge [6/23]

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You can order stuff, but it won't get made since Tino's not around.

OOC [6/23]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

I have nothing clever to say down here.