Wine, Wenches 'n Song [4-6pm]

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"This be Barbossa, 'n ye be listenin' t' Wine, Wenches 'n Song jes' like ye did last week," the pirate began, spinning around in his chair. "Because I be certainly not gettin' drunk 'n forgettin' t' show up. That be irresponsible or somethin'."

He coughed. "Anyway. This be the show where ye can ask me fer advice about wenches or mateys or ask fer me t' play a request. Jes' nothin' from 98 Degrees, okay? Even a pirate can have standards."

He grinned. "But first, a song from the pirate: this one be goin' out t' Bucky Starbucks Gilmore-Danes--Lorelai 'n Luke's newest buccaneer."

Barbossa pressed a button on his console and The Beatles "Birthday Song" blared out.

"The lines be open," he concluded. "Bother me."

Comments

Make a request!

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Make it a good one!

Re: Make a request!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker calls after lunch. "Hey, Barbossa. Parker here."

Re: Make a request!

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"Hello, wench," Barbossa replied. "What can I be doin' fer ye?"

Re: Make a request!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Could you play Pink's 'Get This Party Started'? And remind everyone that Jarod's birthday masquerade party is tomorrow at Caritas, after the Talent Show."

Re: Make a request!

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"Ye heard the wench," Barbossa replied, looking for the correct song. "Be goin' t' Caritas tomorrow. Dress as a pirate. Bring Jarod a present, if ye'd like."

He pressed a button. "Here be Pink, gettin' her party started."

Re: Make a request!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Thanks! I'll buy you a rum if you're around tomorrow!"

Ask for advice!

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Becuase that never goes wrong...

Re: Ask for advice!

[nadiathesaint]

There's that Russian accented caller, again. "Hello, Pirate. I was wondering if you could tell me what you should do if a friend of yours wants to be . . . more than a friend? Or at least have a fling? But you're already attached."

Re: Ask for advice!

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"Be ye not interested at all, then?" Barbossa asked. "Not in the least tempted?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[nadiathesaint]

"Well. Maybe a little bit tempted. But that's not fair to my boyfriend, especially since he's not around right now."

Re: Ask for advice!

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"Then tell this other whelp ye be not interested," Barbossa said. "Ye can couch it in those nice-like phrases about not wantin' t' ruin the friendship if ye think he'll understand or kick him in the family treasure if ye think he won't."

Re: Ask for advice!

[nadiathesaint]

"Um, okay, that's good. But he's a she. So there's no 'family treasure' to kick her in."

Re: Ask for advice!

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There were sounds of distinctly disgruntled and woeful quacking.

Possibly the sounds of a spurned duck.

Re: Ask for advice!

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"Howard?" Barbossa asked. "Be that ye?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

Then there was slightly muffled giggling, and more with the insistant quacking.

The quacking might've sounded like "Callisto spurned my love," but that would be silly as ducks do not generally speak English.

Re: Ask for advice!

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"Sorry, I be not catchin' that," Barbossa said, frowning. "Somethin' about Callisto, mayhaps?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

There was some affirmative quacking.

Re: Ask for advice!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Hello Barbossa! Mr. Blackadder wanted me to let you know that he thinks all girls should get a good education!"

Re: Ask for advice!

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"I be fine wit' wenches bein' able t' think," Barbossa said. "It be meanin' I don't have to."

Re: Ask for advice!

[blackadder-nth.livejournal.com]

"Give me that!"

An annoyed male voice replaces Pippi's.

"That is most definitely not what I said."

Re: Ask for advice!

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"But you were thinking of educating them yourself!" River exclamied, having taken the phone from Edmund.

Pay the pirate a visit!

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Unless he owes you money or something...

OOC

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Yay, OOC!

Re: OOC

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

*DED. D. E. D. DED*

Re: OOC

[union-jane.livejournal.com]

*sings*

'Cause the Old Black Rum's got a hold on me!

Like a dog wrapped 'round my leg!