Wine, Wenches 'n Song [4-6pm FDT]

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"It be yer favorite time o' the week, Fandom!" Barbossa began. "It be time fer Wine, Wenches 'n Song where I be offerin' ye me expertise on wenches 'n me fantastic taste in song while I be drinkin' wine. Well, not wine. I be more o' a rum type, even if the cupholder on me computer be broken 'n the lazy elves who be runnin' the thing be runnin' away."

Yes, Barbossa thought that actually made sense. "Speakin' o' which, I be startin' the show out wit' The Wreck o' the Edmund Fitzgerald fer Sammy o'er at the help desk who were tellin' me what be wrong wit' me computer yesterday."

He pushed a button and the song began playing. After it was finished, Barbossa's voice came back over the airwaves. "Anyway. I be here t' play yer requests 'n help ye wit' yer love lives. The lines be open. Bother me."

Comments

Make a request

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No "Freebird." No Yanni. He be lookin' at ye, Jamie.

Re: Make a request

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JOHN TESH!

*CLICK*

Re: Make a request

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Barbossa snorted. "Fine," he said. "Here be John Tesh playin' Shower The People on the saxaphone from his terrible album entitled Sax on the Beach. Thar be weetiny bunnies wit' more talent."

With that, he pressed the button to turn the song on.

Yeah. It's bad.

Re: Make a request

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SPINAL TAP!

*CLICK*

Re: Make a request

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"Now ye be talkin'!" Barbossa said with a grin.

Not that anyone could tell because, well, radio.

"Here be a rare 'n live versio o' Big Bottom (http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Big-Bottom-lyrics-Spinal-Tap/720EED439507704B48256DCE002F4A41) by the one 'n only Spinal Tap," he said before pressing play.

Ask for advice

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Almost no one has ever been sent to the clinic for following Barbossa's advice! Really!

Stop by the studio

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Bring rum. Barbossa might give you an apple.

But probably not.

Re: Stop by the studio

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Isabel stopped by and dropped off a bottle of rum with a note saying "Thanks!"

Re: Stop by the studio

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Barbossa never turned down a bottle of rum in his life.

He wasn't entirely sure what he was being thanked for, but, hey, rum was rum.

He checked it for quality--for a good quarter of the bottle--then carefully locked it away.

OOC

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Because every post needs one.

Re: OOC

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And a wave hit the boat
And they all died like rats
And they lay there
And their lungs filled with water...

And back on the shore
Their wives had no insurance
So their children turned to drugs and prostitution....

Re: OOC

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*dances a jig to the jaunty tune*

Re: OOC

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I once spammed my friend's voicemail box with that.