Wine, Wenches 'n Song [4-6pm FDT]

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"It be yer favorite time o' the week, Fandom!" Barbossa began. "It be time fer Wine, Wenches 'n Song where I be offerin' ye me expertise on wenches 'n me fantastic taste in song while I be drinkin' wine. Well, not wine. I be more o' a rum type, even if the cupholder on me computer be broken 'n the lazy elves who be runnin' the thing be runnin' away."

Yes, Barbossa thought that actually made sense. "Speakin' o' which, I be startin' the show out wit' The Wreck o' the Edmund Fitzgerald fer Sammy o'er at the help desk who were tellin' me what be wrong wit' me computer yesterday."

He pushed a button and the song began playing. After it was finished, Barbossa's voice came back over the airwaves. "Anyway. I be here t' play yer requests 'n help ye wit' yer love lives. The lines be open. Bother me."

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Make a request

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No "Freebird." No Yanni. He be lookin' at ye, Jamie.

Re: Make a request

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JOHN TESH!

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Barbossa snorted. "Fine," he said. "Here be John Tesh playin' Shower The People on the saxaphone from his terrible album entitled Sax on the Beach. Thar be weetiny bunnies wit' more talent."

With that, he pressed the button to turn the song on.

Yeah. It's bad.

Re: Make a request

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SPINAL TAP!

*CLICK*

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"Now ye be talkin'!" Barbossa said with a grin.

Not that anyone could tell because, well, radio.

"Here be a rare 'n live versio o' Big Bottom (http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Big-Bottom-lyrics-Spinal-Tap/720EED439507704B48256DCE002F4A41) by the one 'n only Spinal Tap," he said before pressing play.