Theodoric's of York, Tuesday evening

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Ivanova hung around outside waiting for Blair to show up. He had wanted a big bang, she was going to give him a big bang. Not dirty. A big bang for which she had actually gone and checked over EarthForce regulations before coming here. Just in case.

Now, he just had to show up and they would . . . big bang.

Not dirty.

[[For Blair, mostly, but open nonetheless.]]

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"STEEEEEELLLAAAAA!" The yell proceeded Blair pouncing on Ivanova for a hug.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Blaaaaaaair!" Ivanova tried to yell back through fits of laughter, hugging him tight.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Have you been waiting long? I had to go to Caritas to get de-possessed and I had wine and I'm so sorry if I'm late!" Blair bounced them both as he talked.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"De-possessed?" Ivanova laughed as she was bounced. "No, I wasn't waiting long at all . . ."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. We finally found Dr. Wilson at Caritas." Blair smiled. "So are you ready for this?"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"I'm going to pretend I understood what you just said. Yes! Let's do this."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair opened the door and held it for Ivanova to enter. "Do you remember Aziraphale? He used to own the bookstore in town."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Vaguely," Ivanova replied, surprising the slightly nervous tremor as she walked in.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"That's who was possessing me." Blair put a hand on her back as he followed her in. "You okay?"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

She glanced at him and smiled. "Yeah, I'm fine. I just haven't pierced . . . anything before, and this is kind of a big one."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Are you going to be okay with this?" Blair waved at the receptionist to hold on for a moment. "I can go first so you can see how much it doesn't hurt...or you could get something else pierced instead."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova gave him a Look. "I'm Big Scary Ivanova, remember?" Her Look faltered a bit. "But you can still go first. If you want."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"You are a twinkie, my friend." Blair gave Ivanova a quick hug and bounced up to the desk. "We're both here to get nipple piercings."

The receptionist pointed them down the hall and Blair held out his hand to Ivanova. "Ready?"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova ignored the twinkie comment and nodded, taking his hand. "Ready." She walked determinedly down the hall. This was her teenage big bang crazy stunt that she'd probably end up regretting when she was fifty, but who cared? Because she'd be Ranger One and could kick anyone's ass who said anything.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair sat down in the reclining chair and took off his shirt nervously. "You know what you're doing man, right?"

The piercing guy nodded. "Just relax kid, I'm going to count to three and then BAM, it's done."

Blair jumped at the bam and looked over at Ivanova. "You know, I'm man enough to say this. Could you come hold my hand and not laugh at me if I cry like a baby?"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova laughed anyways and went over to sit beside him, holding out her hand like an arm wrestler. "Only if you promise to do the same thing," she told him cheerfully.

The piercing guy grinned at her. "You getting one too? Man, you just made my night."

Ivanova gave him one of those 'back off or DIE' looks so handy in the B5 bars.

"Uh . . ." He quickly looked away and went about his work.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair added his own glare although it was less intimidating if you were laying on your back, clutching a girl's hand.

"One...BAM!" Blair grabbed Ivanova as the man handwavily pierced Blair's nipple. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HOLY CRAP YOU CHEATED THERE WAS NO TWO!"

The guy looked over at Ivanova and shrugged. "It's easier if I just do it. 'Specially with the little guys. They'll just worry about it if I count."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova hid a snerk at that, turning her full attention to Blair as she squeezed his hand back just as hard. "Hey, hey, chief, you gonna be okay?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Whoa. Whoa. Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa." Blair laid still as the guy finished up and gave him a pat on the shoulder to make him move. Then he curled up a little and panted. "Sure. I'm fine. Don't why you even have to ask."

"It's possible I might throw up, but I'm fine."

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova rubbed his shoulder, not letting go of his hand. "Breathe, Blair. Take some nice deep breaths, just take a minute." She glared at the piercing guy as if this was his fault. He spread his hands and gave her a 'hey, I warned the guy!' look.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair took a few deep breaths. "I am relaxed. I am relaxed. I am relaxed." After a couple of minutes he stopped panting and looked up at Ivanova. "Okay. That was fun. R-r-ready for your turn?"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Fun?" Ivanova raised an eyebrow, but nodded, biting her lip. "My turn. And you are not going anywhere. Close your eyes if you want to, but I'm holding your hand whether you like it or not."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair glared at the guy as he practically salivated over Ivanova. "No way, Ivanova. I'm watching everything. If someone's hand gets a little too friendly I'll be piercing someone's ass."

He grinned and bounced a little as the man turned away to don new gloves. "How was that? Did that scary enough?"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova nodded seriously as she pulled off her shirt and bra, shivering a little bit in the cold. "Very good. I would have been scared." She grinned at him. "But then again, I'm a twinkie, remember?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Total twinkie." Blair said squeakily and blushed as he tried to not stare. Yeah, he failed at not staring.

The guy turned around and grinned at Blair's staring and snapped his glove loudly. "Okay then, ya ready for this?"