Wine, Wenches 'n Song [4-6pm FDT]

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Barbossa was spinning himself silly in his chair waiting for the clock to shift over to 4 o'clock.

"Wheee! This be the pirate, it be Thursday, 'n this be Wine, Wenches 'n Song," he said into the microphone. "I be givin' ye advice 'n playin' yer requests. I can even be helpin' ye understand humor if ye be so terribly confused by it..."

He pushed a button. "Fer example, this song be unintentionally hysterical."

"MacArthur Park" blasted from the speakers.

"The pirate be in," he said as the song ended. "The phone lines be open. Bother me."

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Make a song request!

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He'll play almost anything, FCC enforcement be damned.

Re: Ask for advice!

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Sakurazaki had a bit more confidence when she called in this time.

"Hello, Pirate," she said gravely. "We meet again. I have another song request to make."

Re: Ask for advice!

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"D'ye now, wench?" Barbossa grinned. "What can I do fer ye?"

Re: Ask for advice!

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"Well, I admit," Sakurazaki said, "that I don't have a specific song in mind, but this weekend is a very important day. Three month anniversary. So I'd like to dedicate a song to my, um, boyfriend--" Yes, she'll probably always stagger over that word, "to commemorate that."

Re: Ask for advice!

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"Congratulations, wench!" Barbossa said. "Would ye like 'Let's Be Gettin' It On' by Marvin Gaye? Or "Let's Be Gettin' Drunk 'n Screwin'?' by Jimmy Buffett?" He laughed. "Or did ye have somethin' in mind?"

Re: Make a song request!

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe had never requested a song from Barbossa before, and she decided she wanted to. She dialed the number and waited for him to pick up.

Re: Make a song request!

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"This be the pirate 'n ye be on the air," Barbossa said cheerily. "How can I be helpin' ye?"

Re: Make a song request!

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"Good afternoon Barbossa, how are you?"

Re: Make a song request!

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"I be doin' jes fine, wench," Barbossa replied. "What can I be playin' fer ye?"

Ask for advice!

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Because this never goes horribly, horribly wrong. Honestly.

Re: Ask for advice!

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There was some loud scratching and then a sigh. "Is this thing working?" Came a purr.

Re: Ask for advice!

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"Hello, Faithful!" Barbossa replied.

Re: Ask for advice!

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"I'm bored. Do you have room for another radio person thing?" There was a loud crash and a few curses. "Get back here you stupid thing."

Re: Ask for advice!

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Barbossa laughed. "The more the merrier, matey. Be ye able t' work the dials on yer own?"

Re: Ask for advice!

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Berthold missed his blanket. And he had noticed that people could make things happen after talking into the strange object with buttons on. It was worth a try.

He picked up the thing and pressed the buttons randomly. And by chance that just happened to be the pirate radio phone number.

When there was a sound from the plastiv thing he held in one of his tentacles he squealed as loudly as he could, hoping that would do the trick.

Re: Ask for advice!

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"Um, hello?" Barbossa said, frantically turning the volume way down.

Re: Ask for advice!

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

The plastic thing was speakting to him. Berthold cheerfully waved to it and sniffled loudly, hoping that would make it happy.

Stop by the studio!

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He might share the pie he got.

It's not likely, though.

Re: Stop by the studio!

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At some point during the day, a baker's box of rum cookies (http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,193,155190-231199,00.html) was delivered to the radio station, accompanied by a note.

Mr Barbossa,

Thank you for all your lovely work. If you could play a song or two that had some sort of 'doctor' theme, I'd be terribly grateful.

Aziraphale

OOC

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*hasn't been trying to photoshop fedoras onto squirrels for the last two days*

*really*

Re: OOC

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EEEEE!

Re: OOC

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*coughs*

*points to shiny new icon*

Re: OOC

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ZOMGCUTESTICONEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: OOC

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HA!

Re: OOC

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*dies laughing*