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Wine, Wenches 'n Song [4-6pm FDT]

Barbossa was spinning himself silly in his chair waiting for the clock to shift over to 4 o'clock.

"Wheee! This be the pirate, it be Thursday, 'n this be Wine, Wenches 'n Song," he said into the microphone. "I be givin' ye advice 'n playin' yer requests. I can even be helpin' ye understand humor if ye be so terribly confused by it..."

He pushed a button. "Fer example, this song be unintentionally hysterical."

"MacArthur Park" blasted from the speakers.

"The pirate be in," he said as the song ended. "The phone lines be open. Bother me."
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Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
There was some loud scratching and then a sigh. "Is this thing working?" Came a purr.

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hello, Faithful!" Barbossa replied.

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm bored. Do you have room for another radio person thing?" There was a loud crash and a few curses. "Get back here you stupid thing."

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Barbossa laughed. "The more the merrier, matey. Be ye able t' work the dials on yer own?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a bit of silence. "It's a bit hard. Buttons are easier. Can you set everything up so I just have to hit buttons?" More static. "I said stop moving!" Another pause. "And possibly a microphone that doesn't move? I wish I had thumbs."

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"I be gettin' the squirrels right on it," Barbossa promised. "Anything else I can be doin' fer ye? Ye seem t' be havin' a bit o' a problem in the background..."

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Cat friendly phones." Faithful promptly replied.

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"I be hookin' up t' buttons fer ye," Barbossa said. "Be ye needin' sound effects?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hm." Faithful considered this. "Nah."

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Jaunty-type theme music?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Barbossa laughed. "Jes' checkin'. When should I be expectin' ye?"

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tuesdays at noon." Faithful said after some consideration.

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"I be lookin' forward to it."

Re: Ask for advice!

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mrowr!" After a lot of clatter and more mutted muttering the line went dead.
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