ext_26757 ([identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2006-09-15 10:36 am
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After CV - Theodoric's of York

Parker had been waiting for Zack after CV, and had dragged him into town, just like she'd warned him.

"Okay, I'm getting a manicure and hot oil treatment. My friend?" Parker grinned at the receptionist. "Is getting the works."

[for Zack, but open for all your spa needs!]
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[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Zack eeped and flailed. "The works?"

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Parker smirked. "I'm giving up on getting those tapes back," she said conversationally. "And I think you could use a make-over. So, yes. Manicure pedicure haircut facial massage herbal wrap and body wax," she emphasised to the receptionist. "Back and legs."

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"But I don't need a body wax!" Zack yelped.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Parker yanked down the back of his shirt, hmm'd, and said cheerfully, "Better safe than sorry. Good for swimming and making sure the ladies don't go ick." She yanked his collar back up. "Cordy thinks you can take it. So do I. C'mon, be a mensch, Zack."

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"But I play basketball not swimming," Zack attempted to pull his shirt back up. "What's a mensch?"

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"A man, not a guy, not someone who would make tapes and distribute them for someone's embarassment and then attempt to lie about it. And hey, basketball uniforms show off a lot too." She stared at his face a second, considering his skin, then gave his cheek a pat. "Mud mask. And, hmmm. Oh yes." She grinned fiendishly. "Shiatsu."

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Zack whimpered. "That doesn't sound very pleasant."

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'll love it," Parker purred. "Just surrender to the inevitable now, Zack. You'll feel *so* much better later."

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Because you know you deserve pain and suffering for inflicting that horrible alarm clock on me?" Parker bared her teeth. "But seriously. I have your best interests at heart. You'll *love* this. Heh."

Parker held out her charge card to the receptionist. "Platinum American Express. And start a tab."

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Aren't you supposed to start cackling at some point?"

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm saving it for the moment it's most deserved." Parker's grin widened as Sven approached. "Oh look. Reason to cackle."

And she did. Evilly.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Parker patted him on the back. "And our enemies make us who we are. Go to it, soldier."

Sven smiled hugely at Zack. "Shiatsu massage, ja? Very good!" Rippling muscles, shiny white teeth, and insanely cheerful grin. "We making your blood pump! Yiss!"

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Zack whimpered as Sven led him off. "I will get revenge for this, Parker."

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
"But not soooon, Zack. Today? You're in *my* power." Parker chuckled and went off to get her hot oil treatment, and her nails done.

About two hours later, she checked in on Zack. From behind a folding screen. "How're you doing?"

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
"That's okay, they can carry you to the rickshaw," Parker said. "Did they finish the herbal wrap yet?"

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
"I am a man not a roast chicken!"

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
"It's good for you," Parker said soothingly. "You're a chemist. It's getting the toxins out of you. How can you object to that?"

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
"I smell like Christmas dinner!"

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Parker giggled at the image of Zack with an apple in his mouth, then got a grip. "I'm sure it's very attractive. Now. They're going to do the body waxing. Remember, you do this once, and it's *weeks* before it has to be done again."

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
-riiiiiip-

"OH DEAR LORD THE PAIN!"

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Parker did a little dance behind the screen, and said, "Do you want alcohol later? Because I can arrange that."

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Zack whimpered. "Like I'd trust you after the tequila?"

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
"There there." Parker grinned, and patted the screen. "Only five more minutes of pain to achieve outer beauty. Then you can get your nails done."

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
"But I already do my nails myself."

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
"And they'll do them right," Parker said, then gave the screen a friendly rap. "See you at the hand-dryers!"

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
"I do do them right!" Zack protested.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-09-16 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Parker got her nails done, hands massaged, and was sitting happily at the fingernail dryers, waiting for Zack, twenty minutes later. She was going to have to remember this, the next time she needed revenge again. Granted, she hated to repeat herself, but it was *so* satisfying....
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