Outside the Kwik Stop, Saturday

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Parents Weekend. The last, best chance for a quick buck.

Jay and Silent Bob were ready to do some business.

[[They've been here aaaaaall along. *wiggles fingers in Jedi-mind-trick manner*]]

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[mamakimknows.livejournal.com]

"You will watch your language." She said, just as firmly, and without releasing his ear.

"And you," she glared at Silent Bob, "will make sure this happens."

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

"Fu - I mean, y-yes, ma'am," Jay whimpered. Silent Bob had started to laugh at his heterolifemate's plight, but gulped and straightened at Mrs. Kim's glare, nodding emphatically.

[mamakimknows.livejournal.com]

Mrs. Kim let go of Jay's ear and nodded once, firmly. "Good. Have a good morning."

She continued on her walk.

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Jay just whimpered again as she walked away, rubbing his abused ear. Silent Bob gave her a timid farewell wave before patting Jay comfortingly on the shoulder. "Get off me, tubby," Jay growled, swatting him away. Bob just shrugged.