Caritas - Sunday evening [Open]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

GOB looked around. "Are some of the parents still here?" he asked Tino. Tino nodded. "Then remember, if anyone tries to check what a kid is drinking, your job is to jump across the bar and grope them. They slap you and disappear. That way we don't get sued."

It was the perfect plan.

[OOC: Slow due to PW in all likelihood. If you need express service or have a large group, please mod Tino. Otherwise, I'm good to go.]

Comments

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"That's not nice oh em gee you're supposed to be nice Aaron what the hell," she says, frowning.

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"This is much more entertaining," he said as Tino brought their drinks. "See? It only made a difference of a few seconds."

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

This would be Jaye guzzling her Red Bull.

"Oh my god that's disgusting can I get another?"

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"Have you just been mainlining sugar all weekend?" Aaron asked.

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"Uh huh we had candy and Buffy's mom didn't take it away and Rory brought us more and coffee too and then Dean tried to bring us food but food is bad and I had the last Milky Way and ooh there were milkshakes too!" She bounces a little.

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure what you just said, but I am highly entertained," Aaron said. "Keep up the good work."

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"I'll do my best so what have you been doing you didn't tell anyone we were related did you?"

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"You didn't see the fliers around town with my picture saying 'Jaye Tyler's brother: ask me about the time she threw up on the roller coaster'?"

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"That's not nice either and you didn't really do that and where did you put them so I can take them down."

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"I'm kidding," Aaron said. "Although now I wish I had the time and inclination to do it."

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"There won't be any of that it's bad anough you called Alec my boyfriend hi trauma there will be no posters and you already said you don't have time and don't care so forget I said anything." And she finishes off the Red Bull.

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"I was just teasing with that," Aaron said. "I didn't know I was pushing anything."

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"Not really pushing because there's not a thing there anymore but he's the cheerleader I was talking about and we're just friends now and we had fun and it's all good and what was I saying?"

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"Rory told me that you talk to your purse," Aaron said. "What's up with that?"

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"I don't talk to my purse it's just a rumor." Her eyes might be a little wide as she shakes her Red Bull like it will grow more.

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"I don't know. I don't think Rory would lie to me. She sounds like a nice girl," Aaron said.

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"She is she's very cool and I think she's probably a bad liar but it's a rumor and I don't talk to my purse stop pushing oh my god." She is bouncing like Blair.

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"Do you have a pet in your purse that you talk to?" Aaron asked.

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"Of course not no why would you think that I'm not Paris Hilton."

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"I'm just curious why somebody would be reportedly talking to their purse," Aaron said. "It's not normal."

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"Didn't I say I hadn't been talking to my purse so why won't you believe me and you just met Rory and you believe her over me and that's not fair and also I don't and am totally normal yay me." That's the fastest she's ever lied.

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"Because she's a nice girl and you're a liar," Aaron said. "And you told her that your whole family is insane for a profile. Mom and Dad are borderline negligent most of the time and Sharon's a bitch, but we're not insane."

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"Not what I told Dr. Roooooooooooooon..." Bounce.

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates-brother.livejournal.com]

"What did you tell Doctor Ron about me, Bouncy?"

Re: The Bar [10/22]

[fates_jaye]

"Can't say nope doctor/patient confidentiality and all," she sing-songs. Someone should really stop her.