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Caritas - Sunday evening [Open]

GOB was disgusted, but he couldn't help but watch the zombies. He wasn't going to ask how or why, but one of the zombies found a zombie girlfriend. A girlfriend wearing a beret. She seemed to be causing some sort of rift within the band, one that would take more than tape to fix. That was clear with the grunting of "Nuuuer eiiiiiiiin" over and over. This was not good music and it was even worse karoake music.

But the very worst part was seeing the lead guitarist kissing her. GOB would have nightmares about that for weeks.

And that's why GOB was drinking tonight.

[OOC: The idea for Zombie Yoko is thanks largely to

whitedeathpod. Thanks! Bar is open, I'm around.]

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Stay to the front of the stage, away from the zombie macking.

Look at your glass, not at the zombies.

A certain redhead who looked completely innocent and not at all like she was planning anything and certainly not like she had the tools with which to implement said plan tucked away in her happy face backpack, walked into Caritas and looked around to see if anyone was watching her.

"No dance floor!" GOB called out. "Can I get you anything to drink?"

"Dance floor?" Willow asked, still looking innocent. "Who? Me? Naah. But - yes! Drink! Um... what do you have that you keep stocked in some special place that's nowhere near the bar?"

"Who knows?" GOB asked. "Tino, go get - gah, zombie tongue!"

GOB couldn't look away from the horror. It was like a train wreck. A train wreck with tongue.

Tino went to the back room to get something for Willow.

That meant nobody was watching Willow.

Which was exactly what Willo wanted. She snuck over to the club's music system and made with her hacker-fu. She'd prepared the program ahead of time so it didn't take her too long to redo Caritas's system to her specs, then quickly put her things away.

She then scurried off, hopefully before GOB or Tino came back.

GOB noticed Willow leaving and was happy to see her gone without any questions about a dance floor.

And then the guitarist started doing something that can't be described in a community post to his girlfriend. "Oh, God. Tino! Get the hose!"

He started drinking straight from the bottle now.

Hide under the tables if you must.

I'm not completely sure that the real Yoko isn't a zombie.

... okay, it's a little creepy, but last weekend? Me,

sogothcally and

nadiathesaint were joking about a zombie Yoko showing up and breaking up the zombie band. For real. I think I'm scared now.

Nobody will ever know how I pulled off THIS illusion.

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Caritas - Sunday evening [Open]

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