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All and Sundries - Tuesday 11/14

Joxer was ready to begin his first day of valiantly defending All and Sundries from evil.

Except it was more Apu getting severely frustrated with trying to teach Joxer how to properly operate the register. If things didn't improve, there might be violence.

Today's Squishy flavor: Pineapple Surprise.

The surprise may be that it tastes nothing like pineapple.

But All and Sundries is open, nonetheless.

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Because he's the one who can open the register.

No guarantees, my friend.

Billy came in, searching for sundries.

Joxer stood behind the counter, staring intently at the register.

"Hey Joxer." Billy said, wondering if possibly the register had just done something interesting.

"Hey Billy," Joxer said, still staring at the register. "Something I can help you with?"

"Possibly. I need popsicle sticks, extra large ice cube trays, and fruit juice."

"I have no idea where those are," Joxer said, still staring at his register.

"Fair enough I'm sure I can find...Joxer what are you staring at?"

"This thing," Joxer said, pointing at the register.

"I think it's evil."

"There's, some people who would agree with you." Billy said. "But possibly not in the same way you mean....what do you mean?"

"I can't get it to work."

Somewhere, Apu was facepalming.

Billy nodded. "I've no experience with them myself I'm afraid so I can't help you there."

"It's okay," Joxer said. "I'll figure out the thing eventually. This really wasn't in the job description."

"The register?"

"Yeah," Joxer said. "I thought I was protecting the store."

"Oh, yeah I guess they should have been a bit more specific. On the other hand, with you here at the register, it'll be hard for anyone to steal from it."

"Good thinkin'!" Joxer said. "I should point that out to the boss lady."

"In the meantime, it couldn't hurt to try to get someone to teach you how to use the register. You know, just in case."

"I've tried," Joxer said. "So far, I still can't figure it out."

Apu would probably have to beat it into him.

Literally.

"Maybe you're just not meant to get along with modern technology."

"Maybe not," Joxer said. "But I'm not going to let anything beat me."

Billy smiled slightly. "that's the spirit. No one ever gained anything by giving up."

"Nope!" Joxer said. "And I ain't giving up on this. Let me know if you find that... stuff you were wanting to buy."

"I will. Thanks."

I forgot to steal the Apu icon.

D'oh!

*cough*

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All and Sundries - Tuesday 11/14

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