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All and Sundries - Tuesday 11/21

Joxer had sort-of figured out the register, much to Apu's relief.

However, exact change was the new concept causing much confusion to Joxer and an Apu-head-shaped dent on the counter.

Today's Squishy Flavor special: Purplesaurus Rex

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He will be pleasured to serve you.

But not be served to pleasure you.

Mmm, the Squishy's taste like purple.

Rosette came into the store to get some superglue for the candleabra and some Windex, because, man, Chrono loved that stuff and they had a lot of glass surfaces to be cleaned in that church.

She kind of couldn't help noticing the fella in armour. "Doesn't that get kind of uncomfortable?" she asked, after shiftig through a few other witty dialogue starters she'd considered. All she knew was there was a guy in armour there. She had to say something.

"What, this? I've slept in this," he said. "It's only a problem if it starts riding up in the crotch, or giving you a metal and leather wedgie."

Rosette's nose wrinkled a little, and she shifted uncomfortably, suddenly getting some sort of phantom metal and leather wedgie at mere mention of it. "Why not just sleep in some jammies?"

"If you're camping out, expecting bandits," Joxer said. "Jammies aren't going to protect you."

"Ah-ha," Rosette held out a finger as she felt a debate coming on, "but if the bandits saw you in nothing but jammies, they would think you didn't have anything worth stealing and, therefor, not waste their time and, instead, go for the hack down the way, sleeping in his fancy, shiny armour."

Joxer blinked. "Or they'd think I was an easy target," he said.

"Or," Rosette said, really starting to feel her fire fueling, "they might think that you'd think that they'd think you were an easy target if you were just in your jammies, and that it was a trap and you were trying to lead them on, when you were really an accomplished fighter in disguise, and so they wouldn't attack because they'd think that you thought that they'd think you were an easy target."

Joxer got confused by that logic.

"So I should bake a cake?"

And Rosette was confused by his.

"Huh? Cake?"

"I don't have any idea what you were talking about," Joxer admitted. "So I started thinking about cake."

"Oh," Rosette's head quirked a little as she thought on this. "I suppose cake isn't a bad thing to think about at all when you're confused. Except...well, now I'm hungry for cake."

"I think we have cake mix?" Joxer offered, trying to make a sale.

"Ah, but do you also have something that will make the cake for me? I'm not exactly in a cake baking mood."

"We don't," Joxer said with a frown. "There's another store that'll sell you one's that are baked, though."

Rosette nodded. "Yeah. Now that it's on my mind, I think I might pick one up...." She sort of look off to the distance for a bit with a wistful look on her face. Mmmmm, caaaaaake.

If her mouth were to fall open, there just might be some drool.

"Anything I can get you while you're here?" Joxer asked.

"Just gettin' some superglue," she held up the little bottle she'd grabbed, "and Windex!" And then she held up the bottle, swishing around the blue liquid inside.

"What's so super about it?" Joxer asked, ringing up her purchase.

"It sticks to pert-near anything," Rosette told him. "I'd say that's pretty super."

"That is," Joxer said. "That'll be three dollars," he said.

Rosette cheerfully forked over the cash. "Thank you!"

"You're welcome," Joxer said, nodding. "Any time you need an all, or a sundry, think of us."

I use this icon only because last night's ep was MADE OF AWESOME.

I really hope they're saving the right cheerleader.

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All and Sundries - Tuesday 11/21

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