All and Sundries - Monday

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

Okay so... the store is trashed.

You know what this means?

SIDEWALK SALE!

A number of intact items, including everything from the first aid secion that could be salvaged, are spread out on folding tables in front of the boarded up store. Apu is sitting on a lawn chair wearing a pair of sunglasses and drinking a Squishy with an umbrella in it. Lizzy the robo-guard-dog, is curled up in the shadow of the chair.

The shiny, intact, squishy machine has also been rolled out here.

Today's Christmas music:
All the CD's were smashed, we got a Big Mouth Billy Bass that sings "Take Me To The River" though.

Today's Squishy flavors:
Red, Sour Apple, Midori Sour

All and Sundries is open.

Kinda.

Comments

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John thumps past, crutch, cane, and cast.

OOooooooooooh, shiny squishy machine? He limps closer to investigate.

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

Apu is snoring away in the lawn chair when John limps up. He suddenly wakes up with a snort and pulls out a gun, pointing it into the empty space in front of him.

"SQUISHY!"

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

JOhn totally ducks and covers.

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

"Oh dear. Pardon me."

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John holds up the cane in a vaguely threatening manner. "The fuck?!"

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

"One thousand pardons sir, I'm afraid my experience with the trolls yesterday has rather unhinged me. Please accept my most sincere and humble apologies." Apu said putting the gun away and standing up.

"Please also not to be beating with your walking device."

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John clambers to his feet (okay, to his foot) and glances at the squishy machine.

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

"Ah, I see you've noticed the only store fixture that was not completely smashed to small tiny bits that you wouldn't want to walk through with bare feet." Apu said, not a little bit proudly. "The machine is not for sale, but it's contents most certainly are."

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Oh. I was thinking it'd look great at Sparky's. That's a shame. Um. How bad's the store?"

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

"It's standing. Other wise, it looks like Calcutta in there."

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Well, better'n Detroit Beirut."

"Well, if you ever think about getting rid of it, give me a holler at Sparky's."