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Caritas, Monday Evening

Jarod was cleaning Caritas and gathering all the stone troll parts in one location, wondering vaguely about garbage collection and something he'd heard of called "large trash days."

This certainly seemed to qualify.

Even though it was about forty degrees outside, he propped the door open, needing the fresh, cold air circulating after this weekend.

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He gave a nod and a wave of his hand to indicate yes, the damage was fairly bad. "Nothing that can't be fixed, but I'd hate to be the insurance company."

"Is there even an insurer that covers buildings in Fandom?" Jarod asked. "I can't imagine the deductible."

"There's probably a clause so that each time there's a claim, the insurer owns more and more of the island."

"Probably the Centre," he grumbled under his breath.

Hawkeye didn't hear him. "Then it'll get turned into one giant amusement park. The school can be a haunted house. Turn the rocky bits into a rollercoaster. Apocalypse Avenue can become a water slide."

"Amusement park?" Jarod asked. He'd never seen one.

"Yeah, you know, roller coasters, tilt-a-whirl, sideshow alley, corn dogs and cotton candy."

Jarod had his priorities. "What's a corn dog? And cotton candy?"

Hawkeye slapped his hand down on the bar. "You've never had a corn dog? Or cotton candy? That's blasphemous. That's unheard of. That's inconceivable! That's it. We need to get you a corn dog. Get this man a corn dog!"

"I had a deprived childhood," Jarod said with a shrug.

"We'll have to fix that," Hawkeye replied, waving a finger at him. "It's never too late to start."

"That's my theory," Jarod grinned back, then offered a plastic dispenser with Dark Helmet's head on it to Hawkeye, "Pez?"

"I've seen this stuff. It's that candy thing." He took some and popped them into his mouth. "That is most certainly a good start."

"The dispensers have different characters on them," Jarod explained, taking a piece of candy for himself.

"They should have a Sheriff Tex one. They could even make it talk and it could insult you while you take the candy."

Jarod laughed. "You could always make one."

"An excellent idea." He stood up and waved to Jarod. "I'm going to do just that."

"Good luck in your endeavors."

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