All and Sundries - Friday

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

The Doctor had been acting strange that morning... Well... Strange for the Doctor anyway.

Ah well.

Jane had hopes for a nice quiet day.

Today's Christmas Music:
Daydream After Halloween

Today's Squishy Flavors:
Red, Deadly Nightshade, (out of order)

All and Sundries is open.

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[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

A man in a velvet suit and a cape stepped into the store and examined the Squishy machine.

"Deadly Nightshade?" he asked.

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

"That's what it said on the package of syrup." Jane said. "I did think it was supposed to be ironic but after yesterday... I'm going to have to suggest you go with 'Red'."

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I don't know," the Doctor said. He quickly sampled a bit of the Deadly Nightshade, carefully.

"I think there could be some improvement to your machine, actually."

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

"Like not dispensing shit that will fucking kill my customers?

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

"Well, yes," the Doctor said. "But I could do something simple in order to improve the general workings of it all. Would only take a moment."

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

Jane looked around.

No Apu.

"Sure." she said. "Be my guest."

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver and did a bit of jiggery-pokery.

"There. I've reversed the polarity of the Squishy flow. Should be much better, now."

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

Jane smiled, trying not to giggle.

That sounded dirty.

"Well thank ya kindly... uh..."

She haden't caught the guy's name.

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

"I'm the Doctor," the Doctor said. "And you're very welcome."

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

Ah shit, another one?

Let's find out.

"Name's Jane." she said. "Jane Canary."

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

"The Jane Canary?" the Doctor asked.

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

Oh Fuck.

"Yeah..." she said, just a little flatly. "That'd be me."

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

"Pleasure to meet you, old girl," the Doctor said. "I must say, did not expect to meet you here."

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

"Like wise I'm sure." Jane responded.

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

"Well, my good woman," the Doctor said. "I was merely looking to see if you carried hydrospanner adjustment manuals. Which I appear to have entered the wrong store for. I shall take my leave, unless you require further assistance?"

[courtincalamity.livejournal.com]

"I couldn't say if we do or don't have those actually. But it sounds more like something you'd find at Sparky Repairs." Jane mused. "I don't think we got anything else in here needs fixing unless you feel like looking around Doc... tor. Have a nice day... And come again."

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

"I may just do that," the Doctor said. He nodded politely. "Until then, I bid you a good day, madam."

He headed for the door.