fandomtownies | Empire Records; Monday [ 02/05 ]

Chad had a lovely bunch of coconuts. Unfortunately, they were not all standing in a row. In fact, they were attacking. Somehow, they'd managed to find ways to get up on the counter and hurl themselves at Chad, although they never hit very hard, and it wasn't very painful, but it did start to get a little annoying after a while, but it ceased when Chad accidently stepped on one, crushing it into a coconut mess on the floor. The other coconuts thought he had intentionally crushed it, though, and stayed away from him after that, fearing the same fate.

It was a pain to clean up and coconut milk might stain his boots and these were his favourite pants, too, but the store did smell nice and tropical-ish and, besides, nothing could tarnish his mood today. Ted was solid again, and they'd spent the whole weekend making sure of it. It would take a lot more than violent coconuts to get him down.

Today's Mix: Sex Blurred Weekend ...No, Chad didn't care that a significant amount of them were probably inappropriate for the workplace.

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