Our Lady of Fandom; Thursday [ 03/08 ]

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"I swear, Rosette, I don't know what happened! I was like this when I woke up!" Chrono was flailing his long slender female arms, and the little useless wings on his back were fluttering too.

"Ack! Stay away from me, you evil thing! Did you get a good look at yourself? Did you see how cute you look? That ain't natural! Stay away! You're....you're possessed or something! Give me back the Chrono who isn't a girl!" Rosette was practically clinging to the little crucifix she kept holding out as if to fend her new famale companion off, although years upon years of training told her that it didn't work.

"You think I like being this way? I don't like being stuck as a cute boy, let alone a girl!"

Besides, if Lucifer saw him like this...Oh, God, that would make them even for the whole cherub thing. And then some.

"This sucks," Chrono dropped onto a pew, and pouted. Cutely.


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A soaked Deadpool wearing his usual costume, only now it didn't fit in the right places, entered the church.

"ROSETTE! I HAVE BOOBS!"

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Rosette nearly dropped her crucifix, and then tried to catch it, and then regretted it because there were pointy ends and ow. She wrung her hand a little as she quirked an eyebrow and didn't bother holding back her disturbed expression.

"You, too, huh?" she muttered with a glaring look at Chrono and his boobs...and then told herself to stop thinking about Chrono's boobs.

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"Got any clothes I could borrow?"

He jiggled a little. Support was definitely needed.

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"I don't know, maybe you should ask Chrono," Rosette said, still glaring at the demon.

"Rosette, stop it!"

"Listen to him, he even acts like a girl!" And she wrapped her arm around the thin, pale, slender neck and rubbed a knuckle into girl Chrono's pretty long hair. He let out little whimpers and kicks, and then Rosette let up and sighed, shaking her head. "Yeah, come on, let's go downstairs and see what might fit you. You're a lot taller than me, though."

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Deadpool followed behind her closely. "Is everyone waking up with boobs this morning?"

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"Well, I did," Rosette said as she lead Deadpool down to the room at the bottom of the stairs, "but I'm used to it..."

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"Yuki didn't," Wade told her. "He groped me and then said my chest wasn't impressive. So I kicked him in the head."

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"Aww, you're all so sweet to each other," Rosette grinned. Then again, if Yuki had groped her and told her that, she would have done the exact same thing. She opened up the door to the little bedroom she and Chrono shared, half of which was an impressive mess, the other half was impeccibly clean (guess who's side was who's), and she waltzed over to the steamer trunk, kneeling down to open it. "I'm actually disappointed to hear that Yuki didn't. I mean, we've discussed this. If anyone should have boobs, it's him. Or, really, Shuichi. He'd get the most bounce out of 'em, I think..."

She was shifting through a sea of blue habits, picking out anything she could find that didn't have religious connotations.

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Wade looked down at his chest. He was bouncy too damn it.

"So, you got anything in my size?" He asked, taking off the mask and settling in to sit on a pile of... well it looked like a chair but he wasn't sure.

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"Therein definately lies the problem," Rosette said. "For one, you're too damn tall, and probably too skinny, too. Eat a damn sandwich. And my boobs are bigger. A bit. So either it'll fit and look a little odd or it won't fit at all, or half my clothes are so out-of-date that you wouldn't want to wear them anyway, unless you wanted to look like you come from the 1920s. Which, after I've seen modern fashion, believe me, you don't..."

Rosette frowned at the rooted-through trunk. "Oh!" A thought suddenly struck her and she went to a little box at the foot of her bed. "I got it! You're just the same size as Monika! And she left some of her clothes here!"

Seconds later, she had produced for him some stripper clothes. She chuckled. "Not much by way of coverage, but you'll look pretty hot."

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"Tell me about it! I have none of my normal muscles," She said sulkily."

She tilted her head, looking the clothing over. Then shrugged. "It works," She said, grabbing the clothes and pulling her top off to start changing.

Deadpool might still be in the 'Okay to be shirtless' guy mindset.

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Rosette barely noticed. Prior to this, she lived in a convent with nothing but girls. It wasn't like she'd never seen a pair of breasts before. She started stuffing her clothes back into the steamer trunk.

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Once dressed, Deadpool twisted a little to see how well he could move in the outfit.

"I'm less bouncy," He said sadly."

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John showed up, wearing his weatherproof jacket, baggy (now) pants, and an army sweater. And boobs. And long dirty blonde hair. "Yo. Rosette?" he called, in a girlishly mannishly girly voice.

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Rosette was busy kicking Chronina's stupid little loli demon butt across the church. His tiny little behind of adorableness was saved at the last second as Rosette stopped mid-kick toward the greeting, and blinked at the girl. She set her foot down.

"I already know Yuki doesn't have boobs, and, besides, his hair would be prettier, so I'm gonna guess.....John?" It was mostly the jacket that gave it away.

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"Hey! I so have pretty hair!" This was a blatant lie, as it hung down scraggly and wet and not attractively at all under that hat. "Yeah. It's John. What's left of 'im."

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"...So pretty has turned into modern slang for 'never been touched by a brush'?" She stuck her tongue out at him....her....whatever.

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"It didn't look this bad when I left. Stupid rain. It's all rain and wet and blegh. I should just put the damn thing up in a ponytail and be done with it."

Which is what he does, shucking his coat first. There may have been bouncy as his slenderer fingers worked with a hair tie.

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"Do I want to know why you have a hairtie that handy?" Rosette asked with a smirk, while trying to push a little lecture to John about the importance of proper support out of her head. Deadpool clearly knew about support, but, then again, Deadpool was older and wiser in the ways of the world. And bras, apparantly.

And now Rosette had officially disturbed herself. She shook her head. "Man, I hope this whole everyone else having boobs thing is only temporary. It's really making me feel like mine aren't going to be so special anymore." And she gave her ample bosom a reassuring squeeze.

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"I..." John blushed a little. "I usually keep one or two around. They're handy for bundling cords, ammo clips, whatever. Good for condoms on gun barrels, keeps out the rain. They... uh... kinda remind me of my mom. She'd always wear one. It's stupid." He slumped, and jiggled slightly, for John possesses not-porn-start mamms.

He looks up when Rosette talks about boobage. "No, yours are special. And nice. And I'm gonna shut up now before I start using words like 'squooshy' and 'pillowy' and you get me with another damn head dart." He grins; it would look wolfish on NormalJohn, but endearing on ChickJohn(WithBoobs).

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Rosette, who wasn't liking how this whole everyone-else-being-a-girl-too was drawing attention away from her, decided she'd keep the conversation on her by continuing to talk about her breasts. And squeeze them a little more as she looked at them in an effort to avoid looking at John as a girl. Too bad she'd still have to hear it. "But they are squooshy. And pillowy."

God, she hoped girl!John didn't try to kiss her like girl!Deadpool. That'd be just what she needed right now.

Squish.

Kinda thereputic, that.

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"Okay, I swear I'm not going crazy, but now I'm thinking of your boobs as those stress-relief things? And that's so not healthy." John looks at his own modest rack. "Yours are bigger, though. And all bra-tastic. Didn't have one, don't really need one. Though, if I'm gonna be stuck like this, I'd rather not have 'em at my knees, so I'd have to get one or two." He didn't look like he'd relish that, what with still thinking and referring to himself in the male pronouny sense.

And then ogled Rosette's chest.

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Rosette quickly dropped her hands behind her back, eyes shifting away as she blushed and tried to look like, no, she wasn't totally just using her breasts as releases for annoyance, really. She puffed a strand of hair out of her eyes and told herself that she also wasn't a nun talking to the closest thing to a boyfriend she'd probably ever have about bras.

But hers were bigger. She did take some sort of weird satisfaction in that.

And then a thought struck her, and she looked at John with a worried expression. "I hope you're not stuck like this for our trip to the mainland..."

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"Well, it would make it easier to sneak into the dressing room with you if we went shopping." He grinned, and it was a John grin, with softer features.

"And having a girl's body isn't so bad. In fact--um." He stopped, blushed, and changed subject. "Still, prefer being a guy. Boobs are fun, but...I'm used to being me. ANd boobs being on other people."

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"I can say right now without a doubt that I prefer you being a guy, too," Rosette said, a bit crossly and worriedly as her arms folded in front of her. As if it was all John's fault that he was a girl, and Chrono was all cutesy, and Deadpool had to borrow stripper clothes.