http://stocksgrrl.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2007-05-16 11:02 am
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Turtle & Canary; Wednesday [ 05/16 ]

Well, at least the SquishyBot still seemed to be working, and the freezers and things were still good enough and stayed closed that they retained enough of their coldness that the frozen foods were fine. That helped Turtle maintain a better mood today. However, she seemed a little sign happy. There were four large signs outside the store today.

First?

Special Power Outage Special!
30% of all Frozen Food items! Get 'em while they're hot!


Second?

SPECIAL!
Don't let the light go out on you! Turtle & Canary is offering a special on candles made by Turtle Wexler herself. Not only do they provide light, but their stripes will help you keep time! A MUST HAVE! Even great for romantic dates, not just power outages! At a special inflated power outage price!


Third?

WE STILL HAVE SQUISHIES!


And, finally, of course, the Hiring Sign, slightly altered by Tannim's suggestion:

Are you hardworking, personable, and looking for fulfilling employment?
Turtle & Canary wants YOU!
Now hiring bright, intelligent people!
A fun place to work! Employee discounts! Free Squishies! Looks great on a resume!
Potential Future Stock Options!
Inquire within!


Today's Squishy Flavors: Midnight Blue, Black Out Berry, Red.

Turtle & Canary is open!

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 05/16

[identity profile] sonofdragons.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Shouldn't that be 'get them while they're cold'?" Tannim asked, gesturing in the general directions of the signs out front.

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 05/16

[identity profile] sonofdragons.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"But you want people to buy them before they defrost, right?" Tannim asked. "So you literally want people to 'get them while they're cold.'"

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 05/16

[identity profile] sonofdragons.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"And what would I do with a freezer full of melty stuff?" Tannim asked. "I'll buy one thing, though. What's the most melty thing you have?"

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 05/16

[identity profile] sonofdragons.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ice cream sounds good," Tannim said. "Got mint chocolate chip?"

Re: OOC -- 05/16

[identity profile] neurotic-witch.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEE TURTLE'S STRIPED CANDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is such a dork*