fandomtownies | Turtle & Canary; Wednesday [ 05/16 ]

Well, at least the SquishyBot still seemed to be working, and the freezers and things were still good enough and stayed closed that they retained enough of their coldness that the frozen foods were fine. That helped Turtle maintain a better mood today. However, she seemed a little sign happy. There were four large signs outside the store today.

First?

Special Power Outage Special!
30% of all Frozen Food items! Get 'em while they're hot!

Second?

SPECIAL!
Don't let the light go out on you! Turtle & Canary is offering a special on candles made by Turtle Wexler herself. Not only do they provide light, but their stripes will help you keep time! A MUST HAVE! Even great for romantic dates, not just power outages! At a special ~~inflated~~ power outage price!

Third?

WE STILL HAVE SQUISHIES!

And, finally, of course, the Hiring Sign, slightly altered by Tannim's suggestion:

Are you hardworking, personable, and looking for fulfilling employment?
Turtle & Canary wants YOU!
Now hiring bright, intelligent people!
A fun place to work! Employee discounts! Free Squishies! Looks great on a resume!
Potential Future Stock Options!
Inquire within!

Today's Squishy Flavors: Midnight Blue, Black Out Berry, Red.

Turtle & Canary is open!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

He's there to be modded. Like a good little ~~slave~~ employee.

Especially if you want to buy all the stuff that's meellllllting or get a job, you lazy bum!

"Shouldn't that be 'get them while they're cold'?" Tannim asked, gesturing in the general directions of the signs out front.

Turtle stuck her tongue out at him. "But they're not cold, and that's the problem. 'Hot' is a better trigger word for advertising than 'cold,' anyway, and it's, like, a pun or something."

"But you want people to buy them before they defrost, right?" Tannim asked. "So you literally want people to 'get them while they're cold.'"

"Like advertising is ever about being literal. You want anything, or are you just here to be a dork?" Turtle smirked at him a little, shaking her head. "Better yet, how 'bout you buy out the whole freezer section and then we won't have to worry about the technicalities anymore."

"And what would I do with a freezer full of melty stuff?" Tannim asked. "I'll buy one thing, though. What's the most melty thing you have?"

"...Probably the ice cream," Turtle said after a moment of thought. "Or the popsicles."

"Ice cream sounds good," Tannim said. "Got mint chocolate chip?"

"Of course we do! Good choice."

The fact that SquishyBot runs on gears? COOLEST THING EVER.

Seriously, it is the coolest thing ever, as everything else is broken.

...I can't find the damn missing tag in the main post. *shakes fist*

EEEEEEE TURTLE'S STRIPED CANDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is such a dork*

*has NOT been waiting forever for a blackout to bring those up, nope!*

*is such a dork with you, omg!*

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